Juan Gnome the Lawn Gnome - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Things about me....hummm....I am a lawn gnome..I was born in China...I traveled here on a ship in a box...I am the coolest lawn gnome there is..I have many cousins out there but have not reunited with them...It is my cause to have a lawn gnome reunion!!!!!....anyways back to me....I am a mormon and I served a mission in Greenland....So yes ladies I am a RM!!!!!!....I enjoy Chinese Food but my unltimate favorite food is SUSHI!!!!....I am all about travel.....I got my PHD in travel from BYU in Provo just so you know!!!....I am mischivous...so beware of me!!! I am short white an handsome so ya!!!
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My Interests

this is a skiing trip with seth, thanks seth

Bungee Jumping in Holland with Seth, he is the best travel buddy.

I'd like to meet:

WHO DO I WANT TO MEET???? Everyone duh!!! Especially hot Mormon Girl Gnomes but if you arn't a mormon girl gnome, I still want to meet you!! Everyone is way cool..I just want to be everyone's friend!! So drop me a line and we'll chat!!!

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Hey Seth!!! I'm glad you were there to help fight off that great white shark! That was a blast. Oh ya tell your friend Brent Hi and that he has to come next time too!! Love to share some pictures of you too with me together!!

My Blog

Belated St Patricks day

I got a little busy last weekend, so my St. Patricks Day Prank was a little late, ha ha my friend, you though that your were safe, and like I said before, don't mess with the gnome!!! ...
Posted by Juan Gnome the Lawn Gnome on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:42:00 PST

Hanging with the gnomes at my friends house!!!

Well this evening I decided to stop by my friends house, but no one was home. It saddened me very much, but I left my friends behind to watch over his house. It is in a rough neighborhood ...
Posted by Juan Gnome the Lawn Gnome on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST