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medical phenomenon

well I ain't a ballerina, if that's what you're wondering

About Me

I used to be a back up singer for Michael Jackson, but dropped out when I heard he was touching little boys. I kick myself for it now because it was a good paycheck, and it's not like he was going to harass me. These days, I work for Donald Trump by fluffing up his hair piece everyday. No, I didn't say fluffer ...Chenquieh

My Interests

It's definately not art ... I'm a fan of drawing, music of all sorts, some sports, motor vehicles, shaking it on the dance floor, drinking, and causing trouble.

I'd like to meet:

a genie

Music:

A little of everything

Movies:

Oh man, I love the comedies ... Borat, Austin Powers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes, Can't Hardly Wait ...

Television:

I don't have a hell of alot of time for that these days.

Books:

Those books with the blank pages in them ... I believe they're called journals. They let me do the talking.

My Blog

Crack whores?

As much as I try not to care about news of a celebrity doing something ridiculous to get everyone's attention, I can't help but notice a disturbing new trend. Suddenly living a completely reckless li...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

At least I can breath

All my work is pilled up and I have absolutely no energy left to do it. If I do find any amount of energy, it is lost to looking through myspace. What the hell am I doing on here?! It's not like th...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

You didn't know it was a part of history

The Beatles didn't know they would make it so big, solders didn't know they would be changing the course of history, and the Pilgrims had no idea there would be millions of people thanking and celebra...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

Life in Hell

I know I whine about my job alot, but being deprived of sleep makes a person crazy.  Being deprived of human contact for a long period of time makes a person crazy. I really thought I could pull ...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:52:00 PST

a specimen, a case study & a medical phenomenon

We all go through that unfortunate struggle of trying to figure out who we are, and what we want to do with our lives.  I was lucky enough to figure out that I am into Graphic Design, and am also...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 05:00:00 PST

Don't believe what you see

I appear to have smooth skin, soft lips, and glowing eyes. But none of it's true. If most of you saw the real picture, you wouldn't take a second look. This is for all you idiots that fall for it w...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST

How to be a G

all of our neighbors sweep off their balconies but we don't cus we are gangster - Lee M. Winterberg
Posted by medical phenomenon on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST

New Year's Kiss

I finally found myself a good job that pays enough so that I can afford rent, bills, and some of the finer things in life such as beer.  I can't complain about the work; I don't have to deal with...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:07:00 PST

Silly Hoe

As I wander through the many profiles in this network, I find myself becoming more and more frustrated with what my poor eyes must see.  Ok, fine, really I go digging, but I needed something to d...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:46:00 PST

Crazy ND

I would just like to announce the fact that it has just snowed in Bismarck, North Dakota.  Well, actually I'm writing this almost 48 hours late.  It was nuts outside, but it wasn't as cold a...
Posted by medical phenomenon on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:27:00 PST