What the hell did I ever do to the Brothers Johnson? |
I'm being stalked by a song.Strawberry letter 23 to be exact.It's kinda creepy.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 18:50:00 GMT |
I got your "security" right here buddy. |
No one on their deathbed ever says: "I wish I spent more time at the office"*Bangs head repeatedly against the desk*
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:48:00 GMT |
There was more to this, but I'm half drunk. |
My freedom comes once in a while and vists me as I sit behind the white painted metal bars of my front door. I ask it how it's doing and the response is the same: I'm out here. Why a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 18:57:00 GMT |
Skipping the Massacre |
Every year.
Every year for as long as I can remember I've done the rant along with god knows how many people. All of us, foaming at the mouth about the travesty of Valentines Day. Single and refusin...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:20:00 GMT |
Days on a couch watching that PS2 just to set up this joke |
So I'm sitting on my couch, bored as hell and flipping through the channels. I stop on Iron Chef cause that's usually good watchin'. So I'm sitting there and slowly, as the dishes are being comp...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 13:09:00 GMT |
Phone: Unganked |
New phone, same number, worse plan for same price as before.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 09:02:00 GMT |
Johnny and Val's Excellent Adventure |
I set my alarm for 8:45. I didn't wake up till 9:30. I spent the entire night before coughing, a wonderful sign that I wasn't not having allergy issues. I was fighting a fucking cold. Me ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 16:49:00 GMT |
And I'm trying for a title theme here |
I go away for a while and like five or six people are waiting to be added to my friend list.
So if I haven't left my mark on your page AND you're reading this: Wassup.
Also, leave a reply or somethi...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Mar 2005 17:51:00 GMT |
And I ask myself well... |
How the fuck did I get here? (BJ.) Why the fuck did I let BJ talk me into this (The allure of breasts.) Are breasts really that powerful? (yes.)It had to start somewhere. It had to start sometime...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:32:00 GMT |
Band-aids. |
Thats the only way I can really sum up the situation. We sat there and slowly peeled the adhesive back, just causing more damage. You can't do that. It may hurt like a motherfucker but yo...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Oct 2004 04:30:00 GMT |
