I have a Need for Speed. Soo ... to cover my ass from my impending doom, I work for this guy:
Living Dead Dolls , Attempting & Trying to Educate Myself, Criminology; Shopping at Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret, Goodwill, TJ Maxx, Marshalls & Neiman Marcus; Rock Climbing is a Healthy yet Fun Challenge, The Theatre, Enjoyed Acting Back in My Younger Days (out of practice now), Firearms, Playing Devil's Advocate & Amateur Psychologist, Justifying the Unjust, Space Exploration, NASA, Traveling (Road Trips are ALWAYS Fun!), Eating ALL the Guacamole & Garlic goodness my boyfriend makes because My Cooking IS Crappy (Yummy!), Private Investigation, eBay , Theophilizing, Meeting New People, Attempting to Dance, Amateur Volleyball, Amateur Bowling (98 is probably my highest score), Swimming or Being around or in Water like the beach after 4PM and the Florida Springs, Law, Park Hopping, Poetry, Making the Best out of Awkward or Bad Situations, Police and Society.
Though I have no desire to be a Cop (I’m more of a rogue, private, corporate wandering justice warrior: unbound by federal law and state legislature). And I can't say I like the idea of war. But, I completely support our military, soldiers, law enforcement officers & officials. Every once in a while there are some people that seriously need their f'n asses legitimately kicked. They get the job done!
I'm a former Board Op, Radio Broadcasting Engineer, Producer & whatever else you want to call it; therefore, anything dealing with Talk Radio, Amateur Radio, Radio Broadcasting or Rock Radio Stations appeal to me. My stint with WMEL & WTKS taught me a lot. I miss Howard Stern! :( Shout out to my newfound friends at O-Rock 105.9 too!
I think I want to take up skateboarding and either bass guitar or keyboards next.
I would put here The Man of My Dreams. But guess what? I FOUND HIM!! Sooo ... besides that: Target Practice Buddies, Fraud Examiners, Private Investigators, Law School Students, Pharmacists, Attorneys, Lawyers, Accountants, Law Enforcement Officers, CIA, FBI, Secret Service, Truly Organized Gansters or Friends in High & Low Places all around the world ...
Also, ANYONE on my "Hit List". For example:
Usama Bin Laden
PLeaSe ... if you are maintaining a visual on or are privy to any pertinent information regarding the specific location or whereabouts of this piece of SHiiTe, contact me IMMEDIATELY.
Oh ... Yeah!! Of course, JoHNNy DePP
AND My stalker JaKe GyLLeNHaaL to place him under arrest and make sure he's duely informed that, "HellOooo?? McFly??? I GOT A MAN!" (Enough already Jake ... please!? I'm gonna mace you next time! I mean ... Really! Enough is enough.).
Weekdays you'll find me hanging with these fine hairy Cro-Magnon Homo sapiens:
The Caveman's Crib is actually pretty dope!! Check it out!
**SIDE NOTE**: (For some reason I get tons of Friend Requests. If I don't know you personally, I'm not adding you. Be sure to send me a message, cause I just may not recognize you. Sorry!)
♥ SuMMeR ♥'s "Safe List" AKA People NOT To Kill:
♥ SuMMeR ♥ has 5666069 cronies and counting.
STeVe
"The Confessor"
Adam
"The Annihilator"
Angie
"Psychenaut"
Ben
"The Educator"
Chris
"The Crusher"
C.J.
"America's Most Wanted"
David
"The Cocksock Samurai"
Denise
"The Body"
Drew
"Pikachu MuthaFuckaUUp"
Jake
"The Snake"
Jamesson
"Big Bad Blonde"
Matt
"The Undertaker"
Mel
"Madame M"
Michael
"The Mastermind"
Schuyler
"Slammed Blvd"
Tanya
"Tinkerbell"
Ted
"T Money"
Theresa
"Man Killer"
Ursula
"PsychoWorker"
Zeus
"Lord Jesus"
View All of ♥ SuMMeR ♥'s Partners in Crime Here
80's Music is my main staple. Trance, Alternative and Jazz music are also good. My good friend Ben Herod plays a mean sax that will make you cream.
My faves: The Killers, U2, Duran Duran, Steve Vai, The Smiths, John Mayer, Frank Zappa, Interpol, Joy Division, Nirvana, Bjork, Staind, Coldplay, Filter, Morrissey, Prodigy, Type O Negative, Glenn Miller, Harry Connick Jr., The Cure, Enya, Depeche Mode, Crystal Method, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Rage Against The Machine, Orbital, The Fray, Moby, Beastie Boys, Bush, A Perfect Circle, Led Zeppelin, Chemical Brothers, 50 Cent, Modest Mouse, System of a Down, N.E.R.D.
And many other bands who's names completely escape my memory at this time ...
I can't resist anything with my 'ole friend Ted Raimi and his partner in crime Bruce Campbell. Cuz their shiznit is Tiiight! Check out what they're doing now:
No, I don't like Serious Gory Horror Movies (Just the one's Ted is in cuz I try to support his azz!). I only like the cheesy campy Horror Flicks. At some point, my life has been a Graphic Horror Movie on a daily basis. Why would I want to go see dramatized and hyped versions of my memory on the big screen for amusement? That is what I have my brain for! To me, its monotonous. I don't want to be subjected to flashbacks of my desperate and mundane existence. I want to be entertained and amused. It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
The Following Amuse Me: The Godfather, Donnie Darko, The Good Shepherd, UHF, Back To The Future Trilogy, Good Fellas, Billy Madison, Goonies, Ghost Busters, Princess Bride, Brokeback Mountain, Reservoir Dogs, Traffic, The Usual Suspects, Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Strange Days, Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, The Crow (1st One Only), The Matrix, Boondock Saints, Star Wars, Chaplin, The Breakfast Club, Casino.
Obviously, ANYTHING with
♥♥♥Johnny Depp♥♥♥, ♥♥♥Jake Gyllenhaal♥♥♥ or
♥♥♥Ralph Fiennes♥♥♥.
Any Good Mafia Movie.
Any cheesy 80's Movie or B Film.
HOMICIDE: Life On The Street was the best TV show ever!!!
I don't watch much TV. But ... when I do I enjoy watching the following: Daily: CNN, Glenn Beck, Nancy Grace, Showbiz Tonight & Anything on Court TV!
The Office is THE BEST show on TV right now.
When I have time: My friend Ben Craft was in one of the coolest and most intense in-your-face dangerous freaking shows on TV: Carpocalypse is Awesome ... Yeee Haw!! (Damn I love this show! BRING IT BACK another season already! PLEASE!?!? I need more!!), Reno 911 never fails to crack me up., How Its Made (I love that factory production and self-propelled machinery crap!! I could watch it all day. Its sad, I know.), MONK, Myth Busters, CHEATERS, Doctor 90210, Maury (love those DNA tests), Most Xtreme Elimination, A&E, HGTV, COPS, Project Runway and Work Out.
Any Judge Show, Judge Mathis if my FAVORITE!
Truly, SNL never fails to have some funny ass shyt every so often. I mean its either lame or its really damn good. You gotta admit, SNL has the BEST Digital shorts ever. It's the Chronic WHaT?!?cles of Narnia on a Lazy Sunday suckas! True dat! Double True!
Plus, who can forget a'la Timberlake's "Dick-In-A-Box" with Andy Samberg?? Humor? Yes. PRiCeLeSs!! Typical SNL sophisticated humor. If you don't find this hilarious, you just don't get it.
Can't forget SNL's The All New Adventures of Mr. T. Ohhhh ... that Mr. T. He's at it again. Let's check it out! But Remember: If you believe in yourself, Drink your school, Stay in drugs and Don't do milk.
Anything by Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy or Hunter S. Thompson is always good.
♥♥♥ Obi-Wan Kenobi, Indiana Jones and Che Guevara ♥♥♥
Of Course There Is Always Albert E ...
What Famous Leader Are You?