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♥ SuMMeR ♥

Chester Copperpot Cant Even Escape My Boobie Traps

About Me


I am a professional assassin.
Call for prices.
No walk-ins!
*SPeCiaL* - Child molesters & rapists
are ON THE HOUSE!!
CONTACT INFORMATION:
AOHell Instant Messenger: SpecialAgentFDLE
E-mail: [email protected]
Home Phone: 407-338-0036
Being the adventures of a young woman whose principal interests are killing rapists, a bit of ye old ultraviolence and 80's music.
"Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

Everything is corrupt. If you know that, take advantage of it & use that knowledge to your benefit ... you'll go far in life. Luckily, I grasped that concept at an early age. That is why I can get away with murder. :) I have friends, or should I say acquaintances, in very high and low places. One hand washes the other. I help them. They help me. Get my drift? Hehehe. If you are a pathetic couch potato, waste-of-space type person, I don't need to know you or talk to you. Get a life. Get over yourself. Get real. Get a wake up call. Or get up and go off yourself. Either one will do. Be smart. Be cool. It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people.
What do you want to know about me? OK ... My humor may often be dark, obscure or outlandish. Yet, I'm very silly & funny at times. You would never guess that I am a Native Floridian, born & raised on rocket fuel in Cape Canaveral, FL, because I am so pale. I am a dreamer (sleeping is my favorite pasttime). But I'm also realistic. I am constantly thinking. Right now, I'm in pursuit to move past my original slack into some real slack.
If I am not working my ass off, typically you will find me either: alone, driving around in my car listening to music, sleeping, in an insomniatic episode, spending quality time with the love of my life or philosophizing mostly about crime, society, justice & how I'd change the world if I were President. At times I am likely to digress about how Society prepares the crime: The criminal commits it. Even so, on certain instances, you may hear me contradicting myself. After all, I am very open-minded. I have an overwhelming ability to empathize & see "both sides of the coin". I have been told that I have a good understanding of human nature & grasp on the human psyche.
Though I typically keep to myself and am somewhat shy, I believe I am easy to get along with. By nature, I am a hopeless & helpless romantic. I love intensely, & very few, but when I do ... baby ... WATCH OUT! I've loved, lost and, most of all, learned. My heart only has room for 1 man, few friends & close family. I value my family and those which I consider my friends that are real and true. All my life I've been on a quest for the one man that will give as much as I give to him. For the first time, I believe my search is over. The love of my life, Steve , is the man who occupies my mind, body & soul full-time. He is the sole owner of the key to my heart. No one else need apply! ♥♥♥I'm In Love.♥♥♥ And every single day that goes by, I find myself loving him more and more.
Its funny, some people think I am depressed, angry or evil. My face is deceptive. I have many people fooled. In reality, I am inherently happy. Though I may be in conflict with the current State of America right now, I find happiness & beauty in the natural landscape that surrounds me. The Earth, my environment and the vast expanse that is known as the Universe are marvels, which captivate me and keep me questioning and seeking the truth behind all that is unknown.
Whatever you do, do not underestimate me.
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QuiZZeS aRe FuN!!!!
Why don't YOU try a few??
My results are below:

How evil are you?
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??


You Are Ichabod Crane From "Sleepy Hollow."

You're a deep thinker - most times logically. You're a bit of a neat freak and a wuss (hey, you do faint a lot!) but you do have the ability to overcome your fears and come out stronger in the end. And you never lose your head over things. (Gufaw gufaw!)
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

What late night talk show host are you??
I'm Conan O' Brien
You have a very wacky sense of humor and a lot of funny comics (Side Note: Like you didn't see that coming? I could have told you that & I wasn't even trying to skew or fake the results).

Click Here to Take This Quiz

My Interests

I have a Need for Speed. Soo ... to cover my ass from my impending doom, I work for this guy:

Living Dead Dolls , Attempting & Trying to Educate Myself, Criminology; Shopping at Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret, Goodwill, TJ Maxx, Marshalls & Neiman Marcus; Rock Climbing is a Healthy yet Fun Challenge, The Theatre, Enjoyed Acting Back in My Younger Days (out of practice now), Firearms, Playing Devil's Advocate & Amateur Psychologist, Justifying the Unjust, Space Exploration, NASA, Traveling (Road Trips are ALWAYS Fun!), Eating ALL the Guacamole & Garlic goodness my boyfriend makes because My Cooking IS Crappy (Yummy!), Private Investigation, eBay , Theophilizing, Meeting New People, Attempting to Dance, Amateur Volleyball, Amateur Bowling (98 is probably my highest score), Swimming or Being around or in Water like the beach after 4PM and the Florida Springs, Law, Park Hopping, Poetry, Making the Best out of Awkward or Bad Situations, Police and Society.

Though I have no desire to be a Cop (I’m more of a rogue, private, corporate wandering justice warrior: unbound by federal law and state legislature). And I can't say I like the idea of war. But, I completely support our military, soldiers, law enforcement officers & officials. Every once in a while there are some people that seriously need their f'n asses legitimately kicked. They get the job done!

I'm a former Board Op, Radio Broadcasting Engineer, Producer & whatever else you want to call it; therefore, anything dealing with Talk Radio, Amateur Radio, Radio Broadcasting or Rock Radio Stations appeal to me. My stint with WMEL & WTKS taught me a lot. I miss Howard Stern! :( Shout out to my newfound friends at O-Rock 105.9 too!

I think I want to take up skateboarding and either bass guitar or keyboards next.

I'd like to meet:

I would put here The Man of My Dreams. But guess what? I FOUND HIM!! Sooo ... besides that: Target Practice Buddies, Fraud Examiners, Private Investigators, Law School Students, Pharmacists, Attorneys, Lawyers, Accountants, Law Enforcement Officers, CIA, FBI, Secret Service, Truly Organized Gansters or Friends in High & Low Places all around the world ...

Also, ANYONE on my "Hit List". For example:

Usama Bin Laden

PLeaSe ... if you are maintaining a visual on or are privy to any pertinent information regarding the specific location or whereabouts of this piece of SHiiTe, contact me IMMEDIATELY.

Oh ... Yeah!! Of course, JoHNNy DePP

AND My stalker JaKe GyLLeNHaaL to place him under arrest and make sure he's duely informed that, "HellOooo?? McFly??? I GOT A MAN!" (Enough already Jake ... please!? I'm gonna mace you next time! I mean ... Really! Enough is enough.).

Weekdays you'll find me hanging with these fine hairy Cro-Magnon Homo sapiens: The Caveman's Crib is actually pretty dope!! Check it out!

**SIDE NOTE**: (For some reason I get tons of Friend Requests. If I don't know you personally, I'm not adding you. Be sure to send me a message, cause I just may not recognize you. Sorry!)

♥ SuMMeR ♥'s "Safe List" AKA People NOT To Kill:
♥ SuMMeR ♥ has 5666069 cronies and counting.

STeVe
"The Confessor"

Adam
"The Annihilator"

Angie
"Psychenaut"

Ben
"The Educator"

Chris
"The Crusher"

C.J.
"America's Most Wanted"

David
"The Cocksock Samurai"

Denise
"The Body"

Drew
"Pikachu MuthaFuckaUUp"

Jake
"The Snake"

Jamesson
"Big Bad Blonde"

Matt
"The Undertaker"

Mel
"Madame M"

Michael
"The Mastermind"

Schuyler
"Slammed Blvd"

Tanya
"Tinkerbell"

Ted
"T Money"

Theresa
"Man Killer"

Ursula
"PsychoWorker"

Zeus
"Lord Jesus"

View All of ♥ SuMMeR ♥'s Partners in Crime Here

Music:

80's Music is my main staple. Trance, Alternative and Jazz music are also good. My good friend Ben Herod plays a mean sax that will make you cream.

My faves: The Killers, U2, Duran Duran, Steve Vai, The Smiths, John Mayer, Frank Zappa, Interpol, Joy Division, Nirvana, Bjork, Staind, Coldplay, Filter, Morrissey, Prodigy, Type O Negative, Glenn Miller, Harry Connick Jr., The Cure, Enya, Depeche Mode, Crystal Method, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Rage Against The Machine, Orbital, The Fray, Moby, Beastie Boys, Bush, A Perfect Circle, Led Zeppelin, Chemical Brothers, 50 Cent, Modest Mouse, System of a Down, N.E.R.D.

And many other bands who's names completely escape my memory at this time ...

Movies:

I can't resist anything with my 'ole friend Ted Raimi and his partner in crime Bruce Campbell. Cuz their shiznit is Tiiight! Check out what they're doing now:
No, I don't like Serious Gory Horror Movies (Just the one's Ted is in cuz I try to support his azz!). I only like the cheesy campy Horror Flicks. At some point, my life has been a Graphic Horror Movie on a daily basis. Why would I want to go see dramatized and hyped versions of my memory on the big screen for amusement? That is what I have my brain for! To me, its monotonous. I don't want to be subjected to flashbacks of my desperate and mundane existence. I want to be entertained and amused. It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
The Following Amuse Me: The Godfather, Donnie Darko, The Good Shepherd, UHF, Back To The Future Trilogy, Good Fellas, Billy Madison, Goonies, Ghost Busters, Princess Bride, Brokeback Mountain, Reservoir Dogs, Traffic, The Usual Suspects, Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Strange Days, Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, The Crow (1st One Only), The Matrix, Boondock Saints, Star Wars, Chaplin, The Breakfast Club, Casino.
Obviously, ANYTHING with
♥♥♥Johnny Depp♥♥♥, ♥♥♥Jake Gyllenhaal♥♥♥ or
♥♥♥Ralph Fiennes♥♥♥.
Any Good Mafia Movie.
Any cheesy 80's Movie or B Film.

Television:

HOMICIDE: Life On The Street was the best TV show ever!!!
I don't watch much TV. But ... when I do I enjoy watching the following: Daily: CNN, Glenn Beck, Nancy Grace, Showbiz Tonight & Anything on Court TV!
The Office is THE BEST show on TV right now.
When I have time: My friend Ben Craft was in one of the coolest and most intense in-your-face dangerous freaking shows on TV: Carpocalypse is Awesome ... Yeee Haw!! (Damn I love this show! BRING IT BACK another season already! PLEASE!?!? I need more!!), Reno 911 never fails to crack me up., How Its Made (I love that factory production and self-propelled machinery crap!! I could watch it all day. Its sad, I know.), MONK, Myth Busters, CHEATERS, Doctor 90210, Maury (love those DNA tests), Most Xtreme Elimination, A&E, HGTV, COPS, Project Runway and Work Out.
Any Judge Show, Judge Mathis if my FAVORITE!
Truly, SNL never fails to have some funny ass shyt every so often. I mean its either lame or its really damn good. You gotta admit, SNL has the BEST Digital shorts ever. It's the Chronic WHaT?!?cles of Narnia on a Lazy Sunday suckas! True dat! Double True!
Plus, who can forget a'la Timberlake's "Dick-In-A-Box" with Andy Samberg?? Humor? Yes. PRiCeLeSs!! Typical SNL sophisticated humor. If you don't find this hilarious, you just don't get it.
Can't forget SNL's The All New Adventures of Mr. T. Ohhhh ... that Mr. T. He's at it again. Let's check it out! But Remember: If you believe in yourself, Drink your school, Stay in drugs and Don't do milk.

Books:

Anything by Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy or Hunter S. Thompson is always good.

Heroes:

♥♥♥ Obi-Wan Kenobi, Indiana Jones and Che Guevara ♥♥♥

Of Course There Is Always Albert E ...

What Famous Leader Are You?

My Blog

Tag ... You're IT!!

TAG ... You're it! Ok. I got tagged by Sunny ... Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, y...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Psychoanalyze Yourself!!

Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. W...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

First Love Tension

Your voice sets the me concealed into moods of tension filled pleasure.Your lengthy utterances being of depth of senseless prattle, are etched in my memory for instant recall.Your innocent tones claim...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

MYSPACE & BULLETIN WHORES!!

Okay ... If you are going to Delete Me or Someone from your "Myspace Friend's List" merely because we don't READ, RESPOND or REPOST Your MySpace Bulletin, I DON'T CARE! Get a Life! Give me a freaking ...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

Death Penalty: Hate It or Love It??

 Alright I'm in a bloggy blog mood. Usually I am too busy and not up for this mindless ranting. But, today, I'll give it a go. I think the death penalty is a necessary evil.  This is not a ...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

My Migraines Make Me Feel Like ...

I almost sensed a pressurein the lobes of my brain,But if my brain was there thensurely I was gone.My eyes floated where mybrain once had been andsomething happened to my teeth.I am not sure what it w...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:29:00 PST

I Miss My Sister Brooke =(

As some of you know, my younger sister is incarcerated for DUI Manslaughter & is looking at 8.6 years. Recently, she had her 25th birthday on 09/02/06 while in prison.  Sadly, she had just fi...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:27:00 PST

I Feel Like The Living Dead Sometimes

Hi all,I just wanted to let every one of my friends know that I won't be having any "free" time to speak of for the near future (at least that's what it looks like from here.) So, if it seems intermin...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:45:00 PST

Fear to Fantastic

My fears drop into a puddle BeneathMy slippery feetAs peace surrounds meI breathe sweet air that seems A medicineI close my eyes to dream me upA journeyBecuase swinging on breezesThat leap through my ...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

What is the REAL Level of Crime In America??

My research during this criminal justice degree has brought a lot of perspective into crime in America. In my opinion America does an average and confusing job of measuring crime, specific crimes &...
Posted by ♥ SuMMeR ♥ on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST