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AJack

raise your glass to all the checkout girls with tattooed backs

About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)

My Interests

eating traditional southern (kentucky) food ... which is a diet much like that of ancient mongolians ... mostly comprised of animals and animal bi-products/ I'm also interested in tearing down the oedipal stronghold of half-men. Not only are they half-men, they are half-witted, half-committal, half-truthful and deserve less than half my respect. / I also enjoy procrastination, lofty ambitions and believing that my inability to productively and efficiently finish anything is the best and biggest indication that somehow genius flows through my veins ... / I am interested in coffee and conversation / giving people the heebie jeebies / domesticity / good manners while amongst "polite society" / being a geek

I'd like to meet:

Absolutely no one.

Music:

... the good life, fiona apple, the innocence mission, the cure, the smiths, the morrissey, the magnetic fields, danzig, deathcab, azure ray, catatonia, son, ambulance, favez, hum, say anything, mayday, matt good, bikini kill, my dying bride, bird of ill omen, al green, rilo kiley, ani difranco, tori amos, nico, portishead, journey, hole, park ave, dimmu borgir, elton john, laura branigan, al green, the dismemberment plan, finntroll, cradle of filth, murder city devils, shirley bassey, sorry about dresden, the black heart procession, the gossip, the faint, the get up kids, the groovie ghoulies, the buzzcocks, prince, juliana hatfield, the muffs, led zepplin, aimee mann, pat benetar, billy idol, anti-flag, the parasites, john frusciante, waxwing, sebadoh, tracy bonham, kate bush, pj harvey, blondie, the mountain goats, aesop rock, falling forward, endpoint, avail, the thrones, glassjaw, the streets, BANE, excuse 17, discount, the juliana theory, pedro the lion, rick wakeman, the dresden dolls, seven year bitch, smashing pumpkins, alkaline trio, coheed and cambria, 30 seconds to mars, lucero, neutral milk hotel, george michael, the spice girls, L7, Babes in Toyland, Verbena, Goldfinger, motley crue, thin lizzy, pm dawn, the cars, tom petty, tammy wynette, the anniversary, fugazi, patsy cline, bonnie tyler, queen, jets to brazil, the reputation, sarge, joan jett, slayer, freezepop, amor belhom duo, billie holiday, frank sinatra, tony bennett, cryptic slaughter, the yeah yeah yeahs, hot chip, social distortion, samhain, as friends rust, lou reed, roy orbison, head automatica, sleater-kinney, sage francis, poison the well, shellac, the moody blues, fleetwood mac, type o negative, cibo matto, boy sets fire, X ray Spex, The Afghan Whigs, The The, Hot Hot Heat, Coco Rosie, The Bloodhound Gang, Nick Cave, Red Forty, Knapsack, Ben Folds, Bad Religion, cursive, dahlia seed, rainer maria, the shins, billy bragg, snow patrol, poe, margot and the nuclear so and so's, ink and dagger, T-Rex, pearl jam, otis redding, Irma Thomas, ladytron, woodie guthrie, ministry, radiohead, the locust, christina aguilera, the pretenders, missing persons, CIV, bear vs shark, the stray cats, that dog, frogpond, reggie and the full effect, marilyn manson, muse, the ramones, smoking popes, pavement, rufus wainwright, devotchka, songs: ohia, erasure, R.E.M., dead milkmen, B-52s, PULP, Feist, Bat for Lashes, St. Vincent ... oh how the list goes on ...

Movies:

The Last Unicorn, Life Aquatic, The Minus Man, Zombie Honeymoon, I Stand Alone, Scarface, Mullholland Drive, Hero, Of Human Bondage, Butterfield 88, Suburbia (the original), GiGi, Double Indemnity, Stella Dallas, The Lady Eve, Goodnight and Good Luck, Syriana, Nowhere, The Doom Generation, Cemetery Man, Without Love, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Manchurian Candidate, The Scarlet Letter, Suspiria, Palindromes, anything Film Noir, A Catered Affair, An Affair To Remember, The Last Time I Saw Paris, Braveheart, Steal This Movie, Haute Tension, White Noise, Melvin Goes To Dinner, Wait Until Dark, Last House on The Left, Sabrina, Crash, City of Lost Children, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Allan and Naomi, Inventing The Abbots, Quills, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, True Romance, Lost In Translation, Etre et Avoir, Farewell My Concubine, Kill Bill vol 1 and 2, Red Lantern - Green Lantern, GingerSnaps, Lord of The Rings, V for Vendetta, Coal Miner's Daughter, Fight Club, Heavenly Creatures, Sweethearts, The Messenger, Valley Girl, Taxi Driver, Platoon, The Thin Red Line, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Matchmaker, Mystery Men, Permanant Midnight, Edge of Seventeen, Pulp Fiction, Kids, Dreamlife of Angels, Devil's Rejects, Evil Dead, Blood Diner, SLC Punk, Chasing Amy, Dark Passage, Casablanca, Sounder, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Streetcar Named Desire, Guys and Dolls, Burnt Offerings, The Exorcist, Goodfellas, Benny and Joon, Magnolia, Legend, Chocolat, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Old School, 40 yr Old Virgin, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Hackers, Girl Interrupted, Sense and Sensibility, Vanity Fair, Washington Square, Little Women, Heathers, Say Anything, Buffalo '66, Pink Flamingos, Snatch, Crumb, American Splendor, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Saved, Edward Scissorhands, Raising Arizona, Boondock Saints, Powder, Hotel Rwanda, Clay Pigeons, Heavy, Flight of The Navigator, Velvet Goldmine, Gosford Park, Swing Kids, Empire of The Sun, Jezebel, Closer, Garden State, Interview With A Vampire, swingers, Love & Sex, The Shape of Things, Very Bad Things, 200 cigarettes, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Made, The Princess Bride, The Night Watch, Reanimator, 28 Days Later, Requiem For A Dream, Dead Alive, Muriel's Wedding, Strictly Ballroom, Welcome To Woop Woop, Tank Girl, La Boum, Amelie, I Heart Huckabees, Dolemite, Rushmore, Run Lola Run, Anatomy, Life Is Beautiful, The Pirate Movie, Ice Pirates, Resevoir Dogs, Capote, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Team America, Cannibal The Musical, Baseketball, Sin City, Everything Is Illuminated, Wings of The Dove, The Crying Game, Coffee and Cigarettes, Mighty Aphrodite, Annie Hall, Sweet and Lowdown, Little Voice, Trainspotting, Love and Death, Everyone Says I Love You, Open Water, Grizzly Man, Ghost World, Monster, Valley of The Dolls, Hysterical Blindness, Wet Hot American Summer, The Laramie Project, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Being John Malkovich, Owning Mahowny, Punch Drunk Love, 50 First Dates, Happiness, Bigby Goes Down, Saddest Music In The World, The Dinner Game, Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap, The House of Yes, Pump Up The Volume, The Breakfast Club, Circle of Friends, Basquiat, Foxfire, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Hamburger Hill, Gia, Dream With The Fishes, The Alarmist, Ravenous, Johns, Airheads, The Slums of Beverly Hills, Party Monster, Chicago, Donnie Darko, Secretary, Mona Lisa Smile, The Good Girl, Pecker, Small Soldiers, Mermaids, Beetle Juice, The Ice Storm .......

Television:

The Office, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Rob & Big, America's Next Top Model, Rock of Love, Big Love, Anything on HGTV ... this is the most TV I've ever watched in my life.

Books:

just read "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman ... that's all you'll ever need to know.

My Blog

holy crapolies

What is in the back of your car?I, personally, do not have a car ... i skytrain it to work ... however, in kevin's car there are cigarette ashes and my recent copy of 'real simple'When is the last ti...
Posted by AJack on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

Thanks, superdudes!

I want to thank everyone for the birthday wishes!  So, Thanks!!!  I also want to say a formal thanks to my husband for all the birthday fun stuff he got me ... you’re the best!
Posted by AJack on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST

i gotta get in on the wikipedia meme!!!

Mah band name is: "Spotband Butterflyfish" and our first album is: "1519 in Science"   1. Scott Kalitta 2. United Defense M42 3. The Afghan 4. SouthLink 5. WKDU 6. Alan Moore (disambiguation) 7. ...
Posted by AJack on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:10:00 PST

moving day soon approaches

Its not that I'm a packrat ... I'm really not.  I just neglect to pare down my accumulated belongings.  Now, I'm forced to do it all at once.  'Tis no easy task, my friends.  Its a...
Posted by AJack on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:22:00 PST

June 24, 2006

The significance of this date in proportion to my life is best left to the explanation of my husband ... He has the solid ability to meld words and emotions ... one of the many infinite reasons I...
Posted by AJack on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

Officialio

So, its official ... I'll be back in the 'couve as a permanent resident of canada on July 14th, 2007 ... somewheres around 10pm.  My main priorities when I return include a) enjoying every moment...
Posted by AJack on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST

the smooth and sultry sounds of nostalgia

So, Crystal and i made a mix cd, tonight ... and while being incredibly eclectic ... it IS fantastic ... I shall share:   Busta Rhymes - 'Put your hands where my eyes can see' Elvis Costell - 'Ra...
Posted by AJack on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:51:00 PST

eerily accurate

Amanda Irene Jack --[adjective]: Extremely flatulent'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #FF0000;">Q...
Posted by AJack on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

whoa

Okay, I'm not necessarily using astrology as an excuse for any behaviors I have presented lately ... but I am gonna say, right now the planet Mars is in Aries ... and for those of you non-knowers and ...
Posted by AJack on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

"Instead of saying all of your goodbyes ...."

I don't enjoy the process of getting older ... perhaps, its the cataclysmic obliteration of a certain sense of security you have while growing up. And you're left feeling totally exposed to the world ...
Posted by AJack on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:07:00 PST