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I am a happily married graduate student majoring in chemistry of all things, and I know you probably didnt like chemistry in high school or college but its fun for me. I grew up in Idaho Falls, ID and went to college at Idaho State University in Pocatello.Cliff's Buffalo TheoryThis is credited to an episode of Cheers in which Cliff explains to Norm the 'Buffalo Theory':"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as
the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain
can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive
drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.""Wikiality--Wikiality, by his definition, means the representation of truth on Wikipedia that is determined by consensus rather than fact. He goes on to express his love for Wikipedia as it presents a philosophy similar to Colbert's own truthiness (that intuition holds more truth than fact) as "if enough people believe something" it becomes true."Your results:
You are Batman
Batman
80%
Iron Man
70%
Robin
67%
Superman
65%
Hulk
65%
Spider-Man
55%
The Flash
55%
Green Lantern
50%
Supergirl
42%
Wonder Woman
37%
Catwoman
20%
You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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