My name is Jason Medlin. I live in the Bible Belt. I've traveled to more places than Oklahoma has Walmarts. I lived in Portland, Oregon for several years, up until recently, but had to move when the great granola blight of '04 caused mass starvation among our hippy population - the only form of renewable energy we had left. I am pretty tall, but that doesn't mean I will look down on you.
My life long dream has always been to get involved in politics so I can use fancy words like "jingoistic" and not sound like a complete jerk. At some point, I will go to law school. While I have no intention of focusing on it, I will claim to specialize in the newly arising field of "Space Law." This has to do with litigation over Satellite orbits, etc. When hitting on women in bars, I see the conversation as going something like this:
"Hi, my name is Susan."
"Hi, my name is Jason Medlin. What do you do Sally err... I mean Susan?"
"I am in beauty school right now."
"Oh, that's neat."
"What about you?"
"Me? Oh, not much. I just manage the law in space."
"Huh?"
"I am a Space Lawyer. I litigate in space. Space Law. The Law in Space."
God help the competition.
My favorite quote recently:
“When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?†Chuck Palahniuk
