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Big Gay Jay

Medlin

About Me

My name is Jason Medlin. I live in the Bible Belt. I've traveled to more places than Oklahoma has Walmarts. I lived in Portland, Oregon for several years, up until recently, but had to move when the great granola blight of '04 caused mass starvation among our hippy population - the only form of renewable energy we had left. I am pretty tall, but that doesn't mean I will look down on you.
My life long dream has always been to get involved in politics so I can use fancy words like "jingoistic" and not sound like a complete jerk. At some point, I will go to law school. While I have no intention of focusing on it, I will claim to specialize in the newly arising field of "Space Law." This has to do with litigation over Satellite orbits, etc. When hitting on women in bars, I see the conversation as going something like this:
"Hi, my name is Susan."
"Hi, my name is Jason Medlin. What do you do Sally err... I mean Susan?"
"I am in beauty school right now."
"Oh, that's neat."
"What about you?"
"Me? Oh, not much. I just manage the law in space."
"Huh?"
"I am a Space Lawyer. I litigate in space. Space Law. The Law in Space."
God help the competition.
My favorite quote recently:
“When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?” Chuck Palahniuk

My Interests

anime, barter town, cooking, cult films, david fincher, jiu-jitsu, judo, kickboxing, law, mammy memorabilia, movies, mustang oklahoma, nhb, photography, political science, portland, pranks, propaganda, religion, subculture, tekken, tool, war films, history, philosophy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's funny, interesting, and not looking to make a lampshade out of me.

Music:

Ace of Base, Tool, APC, Electric Six, Kanye West, Nirvana, Old Dirty Bastard, Blind Melon, Wagner, Beethoven, Queen, Andre 3000, Outkast, Sponge, Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails, NIN, Filter, Black Eyed Peas, Candlebox, Coldplay, Cranberries, Eninem, D12, Daft Punk, David Allen Coe, Deftones, Deltron, Depeche Mode, Dr. Dre, Gorillaz, Hank Williams Sr., Incubus, Janis Joplin, Jay-Z, Hendrix, Kenna, Smashing Pumpkins, Ludacris, Marilyn Manson, Moby, Modest Mouse, Orgy, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Portishead, Massive Attack, Radiohead, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Stabbing Westward, old STP, Tenacious D

Movies:

Fight Club, Closer, Jacob's Ladder, Legends of The Fall, Seven, Anything by David Fincher, Usual Suspects, Baraka, Kill Bill, anything by Tarantino, Ran Masterworks, anything by Akira Kurosawa, Anything by Kubrick, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Berserk, Citizen Kane, Pi, Leaving Las Vegas, Lolita, Lost HIghway, Schindler's List, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,

Television:

Scrubs, Sopranos, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab, Six Feet Under, TLC, History Channel, Babylon 5, Military Channel, Rome, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Star Trek

Books:

The fountainhead, Bernard Lewis, Chuck Palahniuk, Ayn Rand, Nietzsche, Vonnegut, James Joyce, George H. Smith, James Carville, Machiavelli, Tom Clancy, Mark Twain, Milton, William S. Burroughs, Solzhenitsyn

Heroes:

Thomas Jefferson, Oscar Wilde, Beethoven, Jim Jones, Napoleon, James Joyce, Deng Shao-ping, Mikhail Gorbachev, Kilgore Trout

My Blog

I date reality TV failures.

A girl I dated in Portland recently turned up as a contestant on the "Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search" reality TV show.  My embarrassment is palpable....
Posted by Big Gay Jay on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

My April Fools Day Prank

In all my years of living on my own, my current roommates have hands down earned the title of worst roommates on earth. They're all suburban gangster wannabes, they don't clean anything, their friends...
Posted by Big Gay Jay on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 04:38:00 PST

Dear El Reno

Dear Single Mothers in Canadian County,    While I may plan on having one child with whomever I marry, I have no immediate interest in raising your children.  I know life may be lo...
Posted by Big Gay Jay on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

Comments.

I leave nonsensical comments. Enjoy them.
Posted by Big Gay Jay on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 02:22:00 PST

Something to do

I haven't lived in OKC in a few years. If anyone knows of anything to do here, aside from the one or two worthwhile clubs/bars in Bricktown, now would be the time to make suggestions. Any reference to...
Posted by Big Gay Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hi.

Laws yes, honey child!
Posted by Big Gay Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST