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Pizano teh Playboy

yo yo - mad props to my ladies

About Me

what can I say --- I'm all about the ♥ ladies ♥ , and dey all about me. Hustlin the cuties in my Aston Martin is easy, kinda like your tired gf. Tell her to stop im'ing me - she'll get another chance when things slow down a bit.
As you mighta guessed I'm the nu jack PLAYBOY. At least that's what this cool new survey told me I was -- try it out and find out what kinda guy you are too . If you're a supah-fly female just skip it and hit me up -- I'll give ya what you need.

My Interests

hotties, hot tubs and halter tops. thongs and theraputic massage. cuties, tight booties and pics that are nudies.

I'd like to meet:

all you lovely LADIES looking for some action. The only strings attached will be the ones on your g-string, baby. And they'll be coming down fast. uhm-hmm.

Music:

Miles Davis, Isaac Hayes, Barry White, Anita Baker, Al B. Sure, Luther Vandross, Marc Anthony, Neil Diamond, the B-Sharps, Olivia Lisa Maffia, The Beu Sisters, Marta Sanchez, Shelly Fairchild, The Veronicas, Bif Naked, Courtney Jaye, Mindy McCready, Solange Knowles

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas, I Dream of Jenna. Anything with my idol - Ron Jeremy...

Television:

Playboy Channel, Spice Channel, Sex in the City, Cinemax after dark, The OC.

Books:

How to make love like a pornstar, Doc Love's The System, How to Meet Trashy Women, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex, The Little Bit Naughty Book of Sex Positions and the Karma Sutra

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy, Walt Chamberlin, Peter North, Seymour Butts, Donald Trump, P-Diddy