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Don Almidon

The Starchiest Baby

About Me

I dont work hard but I do work smart. I like women and rumps. I wouldn't want a world with out them. Alot of shit in this world bothers me today, its really fucked up. I have a choice to wake up happy or to wake up unhappy--I choose happy. Its worked for me for 26 years, the skills get stronger daily. Loot Serenity NOW!I have no idea what these females are thinking.

My Interests

Chillen watchin her passing me by. Shell Toes, Jeans, and a tee shirt--sometimes a sports jacket if i am feel gutter gully. Harp es Bueno. My Boat interest me Booty Shorts YEAHHHHHHHHHH! White Tuna is the conichiwa. I take royal turds. Telepathy I love to eat Edible Undies with eggs and bacon in the morning You wish you had bubble wrap pants dont you? endless pool Expand your mind! Sunbathing is Great! Playing Pool

I'd like to meet:

Warren buffet so I could jack his wallet and stock portfolio. Inventor of the Chicken Nugget Her. I like my ladies woth fire in thier eyes. Jobu---if your not down with jobu you just aint down

Music:

j-lo's butt is music to my ears

Movies:

I like 4 against Drago.

Television:

I wanted to bang DJ Tanner since third grade.

Books:

I read on the net.

Heroes:

Oh Kim your rump is lovely! I want a female that looks like this. and her