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Franky Arriola

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About Me

I'm a hard nosed drunk with a liver of gold. My friends and family say I'm cruel and unusual. I have a tendency to strong-arm midgets. I once tried to become a boxer but then I realized that my hand-eye cordination was awful and I never came from an impoverished background. Then I realized one day that I should give comedy a try. So here I am!Here's the "Popping My Cherry" Show at the Miami Improv that was taped on August 23, 2006... width="425" height="350">.. ..>Check out this student film I did in high school...pretty cool.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that think I'm funny but just more than that basic concept itself. I want meet tons of people that think that I'm really fucking funny so that they would even pay money to see me. You see, I need to raise enough money to get out of my parents house and move out to LA. I'm 25 now and I have to get out there and do something with myself (besides playing with myself all day). Also, I'd like to meet a really hot chick that would be WAY into me. I think that's all I want out of people right now.

My Blog

Things I Learned Watching TV

http://thingsilearnedwatchingtv.blogspot.com/I think you'll find this site interesting... If you're a pop culture junkie like me then this site is for you. I won't disappoint!
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:12:00 GMT

Custodial Doodies

One of things that watching TV does for me time to time is give me flashbacks to my childhood at the oddest times. I was recently talking to a friend about a personal favorite South Park episode "Mys...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:38:00 GMT

Funniest Things Thats Happened Since Michael Jackson Died

1. Wolf Blizter says he grew up listening to his music.2. MJ survives just long enough to be recruited by Isiah Thomas for the FIU basketball team. "We feel like we've made ourselves younger and more ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:30:00 GMT

Things I Learned Watching TV

Friends,I created a blog (yes, I know I have way too much time on my hands) that is based on my life-long love of TV. The page is a little rough right now but it's coming along. I'll update it often. ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:48:00 GMT

Celebrity Death Pool 2009

Wow! Its been an insane week for celebrity deaths. The Internet has been buzzing the past 3 days about the deaths of Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and of course the King Of Pop himself, Michael Jackson...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:05:00 GMT

Mondays with Jehovah

Mondays With JehovahI spent my Monday night debating whether to go to the gym or go through my napkins and Post It Notes to sort out the premises I came up with on the fly for some new stand-up materi...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:35:00 GMT

2009 Oscar picks

Frien ds, While most of you are @ Oscar watch ing parti es, yours truly is hard at work here at home armed with his lapto p and facin g his TV to give you his predi ction s on tonig ht' s 81st O...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:18:00 GMT

GOP Convention recap

Here's the breakdown of everything that has happened in this week's GOP convention:Rudy Giulianni - He starts off by talking about 9/11, tying Obama to be a naive muslim that loves terrorists, cutting...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:02:00 GMT

RHINESTONE

RHINESTONEI'm currently under going a slight case of insomnia after doing an open mic tonight and I was lucky enough to finally come across the awfully awful 1984 film Rhinestone starring Sylvester St...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:19:00 GMT

Mutual Slump (a blog about Tim Russert)

I'm already mourning the loss of Tim Russert not because I spent a good chunk of my weekend watching replay loops of his bio about the husky meat loaf hearted daddy's boy that must piss off his mom by...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:19:00 GMT