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brian pisses excellence...

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About Me




My Interests

My interests include anything that involves creativity. I love the process that goes along with making something out of nothing. Having an idea, imagining it in your head, putting it on paper. Bringing a thought to life, I really enjoy doing that. I like to write and draw. They fulfill my need for creative outlets.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

I like all kinds of music, but I prefer classic rock over everything else. I think it's because I love watching people play their various instruments as opposed to getting a bass line or a drum beat from a machine. I'm a huge Zeppelin guy. Zeppelin, the Who, Bad Company, Queen, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Tool, Sublime, of course Alice In Chains it's my f***ing profile name...all my favorites.

Movies:

Anything by John Woo. Face-Off, Hard Boiled, Hard Target, A Better Tomorrow...John Woo can do no wrong. I like all kinds of movies but I prefer action built around an intelligent plot. Not movies where they blow s*** up just to blow s*** up.

Television:

I really like CSI. I've seen almost all of the episodes. CSI, CSI:Miami, I like them all. I don't really watch a lot of television but I try to watch them plus The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy and Frasier reruns. And Cheaters, that's a good show. My favorite show of all-time is Married...With Children. No show is even close for me.

Books:

Anything by John Grisham. The Partner is my favorite book. The old Encyclopedia Brown books I used to read when I was younger. Lately I've been trying to get into more of the classics. I recently read Candide, Don Quixote, and The Prince. I want to increase my exposure to different things.

Heroes:

My hero is my mother. She raised three kids by herself. 'Nuff said.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian Wilson
Birthday: Friday, September 28, 1979
Birthplace: Akron, Ohio
Current Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left-Handed
Your Heritage: Afri-Native American
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Failure, particularly at relationships
Your Perfect Pizza: The one I'm eating
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I work today?...Crap
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes...They see into people's souls...or so I'm been told
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Single or Group Dates: Single
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Don't piss me off
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Again?...Maybe
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: As well as can be expected
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I have a prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't like Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Won't try sushi
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, you need a girlfriend for that
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Fatal orgasm...I'm not joking
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever...as long as she has eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever...as long as she's not bald-headed
Short or Long Hair: Again whatever...as long as she's not bald-headed
Height: Average to tall
Weight: Not more than me
Best Clothing Style: Clean
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ask my pharmacist
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enough
About Me
Name Brian Wilson
Nickname B-Man,B-Wil, Encyclopedia Brian
Birthday 09-28-79
Age 27
Height 6'0"
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Brown
Have You Ever
Fallen for your best friend No. I really don't need to f*** that up
Kissed someone who was just your friend Yes
Been rejected It may be hard to believe but yes
Been in love Yes
Used someone No
Cheated on someone Hell no...I'm all about the 1-on-1
Been cheated on I don't think so
Done something you regret If you live long enough you'll do something you regret...yes
Do you ...
Color your hair Only once...not anymore
Have tattoos No
If so how many
Have any piercings No
If so how many
Have a bf/gf Not at the current time
Like thunderstorms Yes
Ever get off the damn computer To sleep
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime White collar only...forget being the labor
Considered being a hooker I'm too pretty
Coneidered being a pimp I'm working on my backhand as we speak
Split personalities Yes...and they're all evil
Obsessions GUITAR HERO on PS2 (anxiously waiting for GUITAR HERO 2 (11/7/06)), Hockey, Women
Panic No...Yes...No...I don't know...I'm so scared
Anxiety That question just made me wet myself
Depression/Considered suicide My split personalities have conflicting opinions on that one
Right now..
Current clothes XXL White T-Shirt, Wrangler Blue Jeans, Nike ACG Hiking Boots
Current mood At ease
Current hair Short, Tapered, Curly Waves
Current music Sludge Factory -Alice In Chains
Current annoyance People
Current perfume/cologne "Cool Water" by Davidoff
Current thing you should be doing Sleeping
Current crush I don't crush...
Favorite
Drink Mountain Dew
Color Black
Candy Mr. Goodbar (Me)(LL Cool J reference)
Tv Show Family Guy...Giggity Giggity...
Movie Face-Off/Desperado
Place Anywhere I feel comfortable, places like home
Person to talk to My best friend
Do you prefer..
McDonalds or Burger King Depends on what I'm trying to eat
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Perfect friend...You can teach someone to be a better lover, you can't teach the qualities of a good friend
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Neither
Sunshine or Rain Rain
Spring or Fall Fall
Winter or Summer Winter
Vanilla or Chocolate Chocolate
Snowboarding or Sking I've never tried either
Lights on or Off Lights on...If I don't want to look at you I probably won't be having sex with you...
Are you...
Understanding I think so
Open Minded I think so
Bad Tempered A little
Happy For now
Attractive I think so
Bored Easily Yeah
Sad Not really
Unique Yeah
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy The 5 Bs...Brains...Beauty...Body...Bible...Beethoven
Eyes Doesn't matter
Hair color Doesn't matter
Long or short hair Doesn't matter
Height Average to tall
Body Type Average
Personality Must have one
Random
How would you describe yourself Romantic Brainiac
Do you have any Pets? No
Have any syblings? A brother and a sister
What do you want to be when you grow up? A parent
Do you wanna get married and have kids? Yes
What is your best physical Trait? My eyes...they penetrate
What is the best thing about your personality? I am a very charming fellow
What words do you overuse F***, that's pretty much the one
Whats the most annoying thing about you People don't like that I'm prompt and very time-specific. To me 5 minutes means 5 MINUTES
End this survey with a quote "Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair or f***ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back."


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I rarely have feelings like this. You know, the times in your life when you have those sentiments towards someone you can't explain. And you can't describe because words seem to lack the depth yo...
Posted by brian pisses excellence... on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST