lol... didn't i explain this? in my "about me" portion. :-)
I have already met Her
things that my friends say that make me laugh :-D!!!
Joe Seville- C.J. dude, your girlfriend gives lots of hugs huh?
Caitlin Golden- Hump a chicken
Caitlin Golden- sleeping + chair + being in same room as CJ=trauma for Caitlin.
J.R. Lighter- sex is kinda like a hot dog, your dog goes into their bun. wow that was good, thats how I'm gonna explain the birds and the bees to my kids.
-Alisha Beck- its gonna light up like a freaken Christmas tree in the middle of the forth of July with butter on top of it
-April- but yeah when you gotta pee you gotta pee
-Laura Minthorn- Alisha you sound like a man!!!
-Alisha Beck- C.J., if we get lost in these woods, your going to be the first to be eaten.
Kenny Pierson- if a sheep and a llama could have a baby, it would be like a sheep with a really long neck and i would call it a SHLLAMA!!!!
Nick Crampton- NO KIDDING!!!!!!!
Maggie Smith- C.J. you burned me a CD so I'm gonna make you cookies.
Caitlin Golden- I don't know where I'm at... and that doesn't surprise me.
Caitlin Golden- people in my tummy want food...
Chris Thompson- Shiver Me Timbers
Craig Dunn- Why is that guy running around with panties on his head?
Nick Crampton- I have SAT's tomorrow at 7:45 in the flipen morning.....someones gonna die...
Nick Crampton- "fire in the hole" (later tonight anyway!) lol
Maggie Smith- and i hate all pictures of me in existence!!!
J.R. Lighter- i do it for the penis!!!
Caitlin Golden- ISH!!!
Alisha Beck- I Dropped a Spoon down my pants...
John Tennis- you see, now a day, they have all these lazer tag gun games where you can shot each other and when you get it hit it tells you and theres not arguing if it. Now when I was a kid, it was "bang bang, your dead, no I'm not, i quite"
Chris Thompson- Your Mom's a space monkey!!!
Alisha Beck- i called him a heartless bastard of a turkey sandwich!!!
Alisha Beck- Joel was like....my cheer-leader!!!
Taylor Cait- Don't Do Drugs...Smoke a bean...Eat your pineapple...and get the cow out of the middle of the road
Nick Crampton- People Suck!!!
Alisha Beck- MURPHY! THAT WAS MY SKULL!!!
Caitlin Golden- Daphonie is back...C.J., our queen has returned!!!
Kayce Baker- I don't lie, i just bend the truth a little, thats all, i promise
Nick Crampton- My mom went ape-shit on her!!!
Nick Crampton- Have you ever seen a girl so big that you freeze where you are, because you think her vision might be based movement?
J.R. Lighter- DON'T FUCKING CUSS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
Nicci L.- haha guess what i can talk like Barney!!!
Olivia Adams- PRAISE THE TREES WITH BANANAS!
Olivia Adams- I'm going to smack you in the bulooga whale
Olivia Adams- I hate you with a fiery passion that burns deep inside of me... that is also known as diarrhea
Olivia Adams- Whatever! Whatever! Y'all don't know me! Y'all don't know me! I do what I want!
Maggie Smith- I'M A BUS!!!
Tim Hoth- I'm a body guard....stay away from my person...
Maggie Smith- Look I'm Learning!!!
Amber Kraft- C.J., don't go to the dark place
Dustin Long- Let's bribe the teacher with pizza
Caitlin Golden- When i was straight...
Maggie Smith- Amber you look like a moose!!!
Maggie Smith- Come here Amber, let me cop a feel!!!
J.R. Lighter- Tiff...Go get me a soda you WENIS!!!!!
Tayler Cait- JESUS IS TURNING AZN ON US!!!
Jesse Dunn- When i become rich and famous....my butler is gonna be a dirty Frenchmen!!!
Vince Margietta- Stop poking me or I'll stab you in the eye!!!
Alisha Beck- This sharpy smells funny...so I'm gonna put it down now.
Alex Baker- yeah it made me really happy, like a koala in a tree
Alisha Beck- I can expand my mind with fantasia if your foot is in the way!!!!
Alisha Beck- HOLLY move your foot, i can't see the dancing mushrooms!!!
Chris Thompson- I HAVE 2 RIGHT FEET!!!!!!!
Kasey Larson- AHHH THE RAIN, IT BURNS!!!!!
Christy Aldrich- My Hot pad is my friend.
Clair ?.- my dad listens to old people music
Daphne S.- if i had another week....i would turn into a loony and buy my self a pretty white jacket with extra long sleeves and a small white padded room
Tim Hoth- Lesbians are like pudding....but I'm not sure why.
Taylor Cait- I'm in love with an info thing?
J.R. Lighter- girls are like bowling balls....they have 3 holes, you put your finger in all of them and you can never get them to do what you want.
Juliet B.- I like guys with long hair and big ears.....you do the math.
Juliet B.- I don't like this song because it has bad grammar!!!
Amber Kraft- I was in the mood for a scary movie, so I'm watching James and the giant peach
Brittney Dean- Guys, my face fell off!!
Nick Crampton- i believe the term is....nigger lipping...
Taylor Cait- so this one time i hired a hooker...and she was like "i want this and i want that" and then I was like "I WANT WHAT I PAID FOR"
Vince Margaretta- Air is for sissy's!!!!!
Vince Margaretta- Congradu-fucking-lations, for the rest of the week your a pussy!!!
Brandon Nys- Can I chip some ice off of that heart of yours!
Brandon Nys- She's my friend from Elementary School...
Jake Crampton- man I'm raping babies!!!
Vivian Noel- at least they don't have elephants poop in your room on your birthday
Kenny Pierson- WALLY! you gotta get some stink on your penis!
Emma Louis- well everyone talks to me except this one guy and he's like...dammnnnn *sizzle sizzle*
Tyler Vough- origin sex bean!!!
Doris Workman (my Gender and com. teacher)- yeah the 60's did my brain good....
Michael Loanzon- My Wife Throws Phones at me...
Jake Crampton- I'd rather listen to farting....
Norman Stalhman- When i was in the service....1,000 men taking a shit sounded better then that band...
Liz Egan- I don't suck and tell!
Heather Mozo- a whoa-hooing occasion!
Vince Margiotta- yeah it'd like to play pool with her insides...
J.R. Lighter- well I guess the grass ISN'T always greener on the other side...
Jim Dunn- CRABS! no screw going to the hospital, all you gotta do is toss on some lighter fluid, light it on fire and when they run out just stab em' with an ice-pick!
Vince Margiotta- What day is food?
Krystal Wait- Love you...ohh crap, sorry
Tyler Vough - Wow, look at all that jail-bait
John Tennis - Because I'm fucking awesome
Taylor Cait - Thug it out fat possum!
John Tennis - Garnet counter tops give me a hard-on
Mary Jerome - I have 3 dogs: a fat one, a old one, and a stupid one.
Mary Jerome - Boob-a-saurus Rex
Nick Crampton - Prarie dog penis...
Anna Jerome - Whats this 63 thing you guys keep talking about??? (it's 69 Anna :) lol)
Scott Lee - Do you want top or bottom? WAIT, don't answer that...
Absolutely everything!
right now in heavy rotation
Alkaline Trio
Atrayu
Killswitch Engage
Jimmy Eat World
Less Than Jake
Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble
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American Pie 1,2,3, all the aliens and/or predators, I-Robot, i donno lots of stuff
anything that really has to do with music, i like some reality TV (but the list is REALLY Limited). I love the Simpson's, family guy, Futurama all those kinda things. CSI, House, Scrubs, The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia are also some of good ones. but one of my all time favs has to be SMALL-VILLE
My fav. book of all time is one called "the color of water"....however i can't remember who wrote it....none the less it's a great book and recommend it to all :-)
YOU!!!