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F-ing Dave

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About Me

I'm really busy. Did I mention that I'm busy?

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My Interests

I'm really into laughing. I do a lot of it these days. Oh yeah, and I enjoy being a sonuvabitch. I read books. I write. I paint. I commit fully to life and don't look back. I'm interested in things that don't seem to make sense. Make-outs involving a certain hot little angel.

I'd like to meet:

The unsinkable world-changers of our time. Steven Colbert, Jon Stewart, MC Chris, The Phantasm, Marilyn Manson, Bjork, Steven Spielberg, Frank Oz, Brian Froud, Chuck Palaniuk...they are all on the ever growing list. It's too bad Bukowski's kicked the bucket because I think we'd get along famously.

Music:

Here's a couple bands that I like: Pixies, Metallica, PJ Harvey, NIN, Gwar, Nirvana, Decendents, Hollywood Undead, They Might be Giants, Tom Petty, Pat Benetar, Megadeth, Primus, Danzig, Venom, Tool, Interpol, White Stripes, Modest Mouse, Faith No More, Marilyn Manson. Those aren't in any particular order, and that's not all that I listen to either.

Movies:

My whole damn life has felt like a movie. There really needs to be an intermission cause I have to pee pretty bad.

Television:

We don't do that. Possible exceptions include: ATHF, Sealab, and The Simple Life. Good Eats is an awesome show.

Books:

If you have the ability to read, you should go to the bookstore (right now so you don't put it off forever) and buy a copy of Post Office by Charles Bukowski. You'll thank me, and I'll just shrug.

Heroes:

Myself. Andrea. The rest would be a list of my friends who have the hearts of tin men, the courage of lions, and the brains of the scarecrow. I always had my curtain.

My Blog

Five dimes makes 40’s sense

There’s something addicting about vending machines that drives a compulsory desire to pay for things that you don’t really need or want to eat. A cinnamon bun or a tiny bag of stale pretz...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

Thus concludes the stress-fest.

  We're not moving down South just yet and have decided to stay up here a bit longer. It's been too much stress dealing with the cat and the move and EVERYTHING else. We've decided to move to a c...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:01:00 PST

Why oh why?

  So...our cat Sancho fell three stories and is mortally wounded. It's gonna be one Hell of a bill, and I don't know if we're gonna be able to move down to S.D. after all. Keep your collective fi...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:16:00 PST

Moving again?

  Yes, we're moving again. The Portland experience has been weird, and although I think the city is beautiful and has a lot to offer...I don't think it's offering me what I want. Andrea has been ...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:06:00 PST

Marriage T.B.A. at later date

Due to the growing number of bullshit problems we've been facing, our wedding will be held sometime in the Spring of next year. We're getting along famously (as always) but there's just been too much ...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

Dolls that smell like candy

Almost without exception, you can out bid the guys that are sent to kill you. The out bidding tactic is especially great when the guys who are sent to kill you are friends of yours. The price was Supe...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:32:00 PST

God and you.

I can't help but think that maybe the ideas of gods and spiritiality are part of our genetic code. I realize that people aren't generally bright, or even literate....but even the intelligent are vict...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

Moving

  Andrea and I are moving into a house together. We should be done moving in about 15 days or so (we're looking at you Memorial Day). Excitement doesn't begin to describe how we feel about this. ...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

Partially dead

  I woke to the screaming pains of dying. I can still see so I must be alive. I reach around to the source of the intrusion and find a knife handle in my back. No surprise there, but it's comfort...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

We're home

  Sorry if I didn't call you or visit, but there were complications.....   I won't go into details at this time, but our "relaxing and and fun" vacation was a disaster. We're glad to be home...
Posted by F-ing Dave on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST