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Spoof Spruce

Spoof Spruce

About Me

Uncle Orge Filbertstein was catapulting peach stones over the wall of the Trapist monastry where Binky D was working as a gardener. I think this was in 1735. These trapists still believed in a flat earth and Uncle Orge had heard sitar music turning into gamellan as he ventured further east, so he knew the shape wasn't flat. Binky D stopped gardening when a peach stone hit him in the butt and peered over the ivy covered wall. Uncle Orge convinced him of the fallacy of his geomorphic beliefs by using the clever mathmatics of a Kora and Kakaki he had picked up in West Africa. Binky D suggested Orge meet Herman, a natural scientist and noted persistentialist who was trying to gargle with words. Thus was a band born.

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Music:

Member Since: 3/13/2006
Band Website: spoofsprucemusic.com
Band Members: Originally (in 1735) we were Herman Orbitof: Lead vocals & flute. Uncle O' Filbertstein: Lead vocals, guitars, keyboards, percussion, flute, sax & MIDI. Binky D: Bass. Featuring; Max Liquid Silicone: guitar, Jasper Ray Stinghorn: vibes & Maurice Schlepweasel drums. It's been 17 incarnations since then and some of us discovered we were still alive so we decided to bang heads together again, life can be such fun....
Influences: Good music is good music. Categories only obfuscate this fact.
Sounds Like: Two psycotic owls high on testosterone fighting over who gets to have it off with a budgie.......but only sometimes. If we are lucky we sound like ourselves.
Record Label: DIY
Type of Label: None