The WORST THING that Ive EVER experienced recently! |
Every one who knows my lovely over excitable DOG MISTY and knows what she looks like, but for some reason Myspace is not allowing me to put a pic of her up, lol maybe her face is offensive!?... Posted by AD ASTRA on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:09:00 PST |
Fucking Cookie man |
Ok I am seriously fucked off,
I appriciate the fact I finally got a job, n its ok money, and i get to eat shit loadsa toffee waffles n get fat,
but, I HAVE SOOOOO MUCH FUCKING END OF TERM REPORTS AND ... Posted by AD ASTRA on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST |
To Carly, my Austrailian Sweat Horder.... |
My home-girl Carly,
She never wears a bra,
n when its cold,
her nipples give directions,
up and out into the Stars......
Ahhh as promised, a blog dedicated to my lovely beautiful (and sweaty) ... Posted by AD ASTRA on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST |
"I Love you" Torrets |
I was wondering if anyone apart from Ruby and I suffer from "I love you" torrets?
Do you ever get the urge to tell someone you love them? even though you know you don't!?
Does it ever just slip out u... Posted by AD ASTRA on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST |
I asked Ruby... |
If getting so horny at Uni, that you have to go have a wank in the Toilets, makes you a bloke!?
She said...' Yes'
Therefore I am now classified as a bloke! haha and quite sad to have posted this on a ... Posted by AD ASTRA on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST |
STI Tests... |
Ok
Number 1: Just cos Im writing about STI check ups doesnt mean I have an STI.
Number 2: all you lesbians should go for a check up every once n a while for a check up anyway, cos ya don't know where... Posted by AD ASTRA on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:28:00 PST |
Gay Bingo |
Gay Bingo was ace, I didnt win (as usual) but am proud Spenno won sum money! The old ppl were more polite this year!
its still fucking hard to keep up with the accents and the numbers lol!
The food wa... Posted by AD ASTRA on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST |
When shit hits the fan.... |
yeh manchesters pissin me off!! so's london really, fucking women!!!argh Ive just demolished my head size in food.... fuck im gonna be a fat lesbian :( noooooooooo!
well what really happened is I need... Posted by AD ASTRA on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Richard from Big brother |
Ok, so I'm standing at candybars bar waiting to order a (soft) drink then my gay boy Dion comes and stands next to me,... I was like "Dion how fucking rude don't say hi to me then" n like jumped on to... Posted by AD ASTRA on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST |
I'm not drunk so I have no excuse! |
ok,..
so this bet of 30 days no alcohol with ruby is goin ok, im now on day 12 no alcohol thats over a third!! im impressed and the number of ppl who have tried to get me to break it already hav... Posted by AD ASTRA on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST |