Johnny Assault

You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? Take the quiz:
What kind of cigarette are you? (pics)

BLACK DEATH
You're Black Death! Strong cigarettes, very very very strong... Expensive and tough...
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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Tweak and Cha
One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangly evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself. Defently a nice and cool person to blaze it up with
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 12/23/87
Birthplace: D FUCKIN C
Current Location: D FUCKIN C
Eye Color: bluish green
Hair Color: blondish brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: my combat boots
Your Weakness: pretty ladies
Your Fears: pretty men
Your Perfect Pizza: keep that shit plain
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a fuckin place and stop living with my mom
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCK
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn my head hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: lol im just too awesome to name one
Your Bedtime: when im out of alchohol and find a place to crash
Your Most Missed Memory: 9th grade...smokin pot during the lunch period in some guys backyard
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi w/ some Even WIlliams in it
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk bitchs
Single or Group Dates: i hate dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they both suck
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Irish Coffe
Do you Smoke: far to much
Do you Swear: far to fuckin much
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: lol
Do you want to get Married: mmmmmmmmmmm
Do you belive in yourself: you know it
Do you get Motion Sickness: sober?
Do you think you are Attractive: oh ya
Are you a Health Freak: oh no
Do you get along with your Parents: when im living there
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if im running around naked in FT Reno with a bottle of whiskey in my hand
Do you play an Instrument: yup
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: the past 3 weeks has been 3 30 packs a night with my buddies...damn we gotta stop that
In the past month have you Smoked: mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
In the past month have you been on Drugs: MMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMM
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does an orgy count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: unfortunatly...it was cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes...beer
Ever been Drunk: im drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: lol
Ever been Beaten up: yuuuuuupppppp
Ever Shoplifted: actually no
How do you want to Die: jumping off a tall ass building into a group of asian tourists...WELCOME TO AMERICA MOTHER FUCKERS
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something cool
What country would you most like to Visit: back to germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ive alwasy had a thing for hazel eyes
Favourite Hair Color: lol doesnt even matter...used to have a thing for blondes
Short or Long Hair: whatever they can make work
Height: shorter then me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh god
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: later in life ill probably regret getting expelled 10 weeks before graduation
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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test