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i will eat you.

yes, i swear

About Me

i tend to get beat up too much.

My Interests

i love to take long walks on brisk, nippy nights through wooded areas. we can gaze up through the branches of the trees, watching our breath form icy haze over the moon. we can cuddle close, keeping each other warm, smelling of camp fires and hiking. then we can stroll towards the gargling stream, where i can take the hacksaw out of my jacket and cut off your limbs, one by one, and watch them float away downstream, leaving a trail of crimson swirling in its wake. and ill pick you flowers.

I'd like to meet:

fried chicken maxmanupset and dismayed

Music:

nsync, sinead oconnor, fleetwood mac, wilson philips, vitamin c, beach boys, metallica, cisco, aaron carter, you know all the good stuff that gets your juices flowing

Movies:

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and voila, the most vital part of all! anastasia, roxanne, lord of the rings, harry potter, flubber, anything that just warms the heart or toes.

Television:

well you know i like alley mcbeal, boston public, fox 5 news, gilmore girls, one tree hill, made, trl, the wanda sykes show, dr. phil, and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the west wing, law and order, PORN:

Books:

the one and only holy bible of Jesus christ my savior. the one and only holy scripture, the torah. the one and only holy book, the koran. the one and only holy cheese , swiss. hahahha hahahha hahahha hahahha

Heroes:

melanie hoff, tom delay, president bush, condeleeza rice, tom cruise, katie holmes, orville wright but not his motherfucking no good brother, tim mcgraw, kenny chesney, village people, jamming saturday nights, john travolta,

My Blog

you wont learn anything when read my survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:you already know itBirthday:old enough to be your dadBirthplace:earthCurrent Location:computerEye Color:cant you seeHair Color:changes when i wash itHeight:high...
Posted by i will eat you. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 07:29:00 PST

this is how i ride, son

The Skateboarding SurveyYour Setupoh you know...real board, indy trucks loose enough to give you wheel bite riding flatground and loose enough to wreck yourself on the landing of every gapHow much you...
Posted by i will eat you. on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:09:00 PST