Oracular Spectacular

PALAHNIUK QUOTES//Sticking stuff inside yourself. Sticking yourself inside stuff. A candle in your dick or your head in a noose, we knew it was going to be big trouble.//I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.//People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future.//The whole idea of men creating perfect robot women for their own pleasure, it happens every day. The most "beautiful" women you see in public, none of them are for real. They're just men perpetuating their perverted stereotypes of women. Just the oldest story in the world.There's a penis on every page of Cosmopolitan magazine if you know where to look.//If you love something set it free...but don't be surprised when it comes back with herpes.//We are all haunted and haunting.//You stomp the competition with the bass line. You rattle windows. You drop the melody line, and shout the lyrics. You put in foul language and come down hard on each cussword. You dominate. This is really about power.//Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.//How sweet! You still believe in death... that's just so... quaint. Well, sorry to pop your death bubble, but there's no such thing. So make the best of things. Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking. Don't waste good drugs on killing yourself. Share them with friends and have a party. Or send them to me.//
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