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MyGen Profile GeneratorNothing under the sun is new...so any kind of explaination I give to describe myself would make me sound identical to some other being you've met in your life...I understand the deep-seeded need for pattern analysis... I, however, would highly doubt that this potential carbon copy would even begin to grasp the eccentricities of my particular brand of human...plainly put, I'm odd...assuming you'd missed the undertone of crazy weaved through my meager explaination...the bare-essentials anyone would need to know of me is simply that I've been a Stay At Home Mom for the past 4 years to my husband's clone and my very own clone as well...it's been an interesting experience, but I can see that's it's time to close this particular chapter of life and move on...which has helped me to make my recent decision to start school once again...finally! I've been putting college off for almost 5 years...so it's time for me to get my working brain back in order...auto-pilot only thrives on that small supply of adrenaline that subsides once your children are born...so that's 4 years of running on empty...It's Time! I've also come to make up my mind of what I plan to do...Chiropractics...it's my final verdict after weighing far too many other options!...other useless facts about myself...I live for music...can't sing or play but I'm a mighty fine listener; there's no doubt in my mind that vampires exist...as well as all other supernatural beings; umm...coffee should replace water, I understand the dehydration issues, but it just tastes better or better yet, caucasians.."The Dude" was onto something for sure; the best color combination of all time would have to be purple and green; Alex Grey is THE Master of Art...if ever there was a messenger, he's it; ummm..Dane Cook should be our President cuz the guy just makes so much sense and of course he's sexy; Quantum Physics should be a core class starting in High School; but most importantly, our government really needs to appropriate funds to Stay At Home Mom's...we essentially provide the groundwork for existence..at least more stable groundwork than any daycare ever could...not only that, but we work harder than any other "professional" out there..we work non-stop overtime and our "bosses" sleep across the halls from us, so that means if they wake up in the middle of the night pissed, you had better hope you have some crazy new invention to distract them back into perfect slumber, when our bosses become beligerant and run streaking through the room, we are the ones who must talk them back into the confines of clothing...without us, humanity would cease and life would harshly mirror scenes from the movie "Idiocracy"...you know it's sad, but true!