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Danise von Rod

say it don't spray it

About Me

a true pisces...and you KNOW what i'm talkin' about.

I can drive a forklift. I can blow spit bubbles off my tongue. i can kill a scorpion with one swat. i once had a job where i wrote obituaries.

i have diagnosed myself as being mildly OCD, hopelessly romantic, and a total prick.

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Flickr page: http://www.flickr.com/photos/danisevonrod/

Music page: myspace.com/loudith_faire

loudithfaire.net

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My Interests

i love roller girls. i love talking or not talking for hours. I'm totally gay for my-so-called-life...I even own the entire season. i'm a writer. one book published, 3 more to go. wrote a screenplay that almost became a real film. and i have an unhealthy queer fag crush on isaac mizrahi.

I'd like to meet:

people who will give me free things to eat and/or listen to.

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Myspace Layouts

Music:

HILLBILLY MUSIC, METAL, STONE FOX. and I'm a sucker for a good turn of a word, a voice that makes me throb.

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Movies:

Valley of the Dolls, Running With Scissors, 2 Days in the Valley, The Hours, 84 Charing Cross Road, BIRTH, Alice Sweet Alice, The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man In The Moon Marigolds, 3women, Mildred Pierce, Sunset Blvd., the Kill Bills, Gas Food Lodging, The Party - Sellers at this best!, Along Came Polly, Strait Jacket, UNZIPPED is fucking BRILLIANT, Vanilla Sky, Woody Allen films from the 70s, and anything with Parker Posey.

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Television:

Seinfeld, cash cab, Iron Chef, Survivor Man, Food Network, and all the Merrie Melodies.

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Books:

everything by: TRUMAN CAPOTE, BUKOWSKI, DOROTHY PARKER, and HUNTER S. THOMPSON.

Heroes:

JOHN NORMAN HOWARD.

My Blog

the stains

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Posted by Danise von Rod on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:59:00 PST

Dear Lizzie Boredom

...well i can say this about that: there's a reason why the clip did not tribute her hairstylist...CUZ SHE OBVIOUSLY AINT GOT ONE. on a non-catty note: that was fucken awesome and i cant wait for a C...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:54:00 PST

HEY PUNKY!! THIS IS FOR YOU.........

LOVE YA BUDDY!!!!! [IKNOW IM ONE DAY LATE...I SUCK]...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Fri, 23 May 2008 04:58:00 PST

thank me later...all yall

so i have finally finished one of my books.  the poet i am. the title:   a life in the key of tragic consumption i mean, its REALLY finished. sent it to be copyrighted and everything. i...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Sun, 18 May 2008 11:14:00 PST

YUM

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Posted by Danise von Rod on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:59:00 PST

prose and cons

the pros and cons of being in my life: the pro - if i know you i will write about you. the con - if i know you i will write about you.  
Posted by Danise von Rod on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:44:00 PST

Fucken Hilarious!

i stole this from Shandi's page...  ...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Sun, 04 May 2008 12:04:00 PST

this what happens when i stalk Lora

1) What does your MySpa ce headl ine mean? THAT I'M SMARTER THAN YOU/2) Elabo rate on your defau lt photo : ? MY SHIRT SAYS 'STARFUCKER'3) How many comme nts do you have? WHO CAN SAY?4) What' s your...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:14:00 PST

pissing in the river

so i'm at my sis's place babysitting.  my neice is 23 yrs old and i'm still called upon to babysit her.  actually, she had minor surgery today so i came here straight from work cuz my sis he...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:20:00 PST

wrong number

i just called you back. some old mexican lady answered, so i said oh i think i have the wrong number. and she said "OK, how are you?" i said fine. then she said "Well i'm going to bed now" So i said, ...
Posted by Danise von Rod on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:59:00 PST