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kevinWoW

I can touch it..... But I can't feel it......

About Me

Well if you have ever seen me you know im damn near the prettiest thing on 2 legs but what you didn't know is im also very good at beer bong and other assorted drinking games, except for quarters. fuck quarters, quarters is gay. I'm a sensitive guy, but if you cross me i will give you the middle finger and I'll cuss and swear. I really enjoy nice dinners and then taking them back to my chambers for a nice reading of my favorite Cecil Von Ziegesar book, but on the tip tip my name is Kevin, I live in Morristown, I go to the high school, I'm really good at stuff like balancing things, and coloring. "WHEN YOU GET IN TROUBLE YOU GO HOME.....YOU GO HOME"-from the magical mouth of Bobby Lake. I'm 16, I'm in a band with two of my closest friends. I like tight pants, sunglasses, and no shirt, but on the real, I'm disease-free. I've come to the conclusion that I really love Thursday, not just the band, but the actual day. So now that you all know how I came to be and what I'm all about, friend me, talk to me, be with me, love me.TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kevin wow
Birthday: 10/13/89
Birthplace: at my mom's prom in the ladies room
Current Location: morristown
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: IRISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: bright ass yellow nikes
Your Weakness: i cant count good
Your Fears: yo spiders for real i fuckin hate spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: hot peppers and anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: blackout and win a game of stratego
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: titties
Thoughts First Waking Up: another day more boobies
Your Best Physical Feature: I AM KEVIN WOW
Your Bedtime: hmmmm.....
Your Most Missed Memory: blackingout
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK lounge
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: always
Do you Shower Daily: maybe
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: sometimes
Do you want to get Married: yes cause i want my seed to be in my image
Do you belive in yourself: hells yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: like id do me
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: half
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like boobs
Do you play an Instrument: i can play one note on every instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEAH!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no im lonely someone please talk to me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, your fat if you did!!!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no... no i haven't
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, im in acting class
In the past month have you been Dumped: no i miss the touch of a women....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i like nudity. (look at my pictures);)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, the hearts of america
Ever been Drunk: always and forever
Ever been called a Tease: yes rwarrrrrrrr mmmm..... im nasty
Ever been Beaten up: hell no im ko
Ever Shoplifted: yes you asked that i hate you so much
How do you want to Die: in a hail of gun fire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fluff girl
What country would you most like to Visit: some third world counrty and then laugh
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: ehh it doesn't
Height: crotch level
Weight: fat as shit
Best Clothing Style: the ones that are on my bedroom floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: i lost them
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Interests

Drinkin Nati's, goin on L rides and shit.

I'd like to meet:

The actor who played Carlton Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and ask him, "where did you go?" I LIKE BALLS IN MY MOUTH

Music:

I like GlassJaw, Ol Dirty Bastard, Wu Tang Clan, Dmx, Led Zepplin, Super Gay Hotline, Slayer, Styx, From Autumn To Ashes, and some other bands that i can't think of at the moment.

Movies:

Lethal Weapon 1, Lethal Weapon 2, not so much Lethal Weapon 3 but I'll put it in there anyway to keep it in sequential order, Lethal Weapon 4.

Television:

Prison Break and sometimes the morning news on channel 11, but pretty much only prison break and on off times you can catch me viewing Flavor of Love.

Books:

anything that has rhyming and pictures or funny words that end in eussical.

Heroes:

My heroes are every man or women who cheat the government and live their life off of disability checks. PENIS