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Matthew Robert Hawkins

About Me

Matthew. Robert. Hawkins. 19. Swansea. South Wales.

I think I'm a perfectionist. Not in an overly annoying or controlling way. It just really pisses me off when the CD player volume is on an odd number.

I love all of my friends. I imagine we'll all get liver failure/lung cancer around about the same time. I also imagine that only the limitations of our bodies will be able to separate us.

One of my most vivid childhood memories takes place in Folly Farm. After impaling a 3 inch nail through my left kneecap, I stumble bloodily down the stairs of the "HayJump" to seek refuge in the arms of my mother. Unfortunately, my efforts are impeded when I trip and fall, landing head-first and, subsequently unconsciously, on the tarmac. Fucking hate that place.

My Interests

The Harrowing .
Bass.
Music.
SCUBA.
Leet/memes.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

BTBAM.
Mew.
Aphex Twin.
Converge.
The Smiths.
Depeche Mode.
The Saddest Landscape.
Shai Hulud.

Movies:

2001.
Clockwork Orange.
Star Wars.
Pulp Fiction.
Spirited Away.
Akira.
Dodgeball.

Television:

That 70's Show.
Fresh Prince.
Mythbusters.
Old-school Spidey.
South Park.

Books:

Dune.
Feersum Enjinn.
The Gift.
Redemption Ark.
Fast Food Nation.
I Know Why The Caged Birs Sings.
Chasm City.
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