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Paul

Welcome Naughty, Sexy, Sinners....And a Ba Ba Booey to ya all!!!! THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WHO DROVE M

About Me

I'm a happy/angry man...bit of a romantic, but not a push over, sometimes wear my heart on my shelve...when I have a heart...moved out here from Texas, and have been here in Vegas...I've been a Soldier, a Med Tech, A student, A Substitute teacher, Warehouse Worker, A Howard Stern Fan (Always), Gambler, Hell Raiser, Lover, Friend, A Saint, A Sinner, A Hero...but it's more fun to be the Badguy!!!

My Interests

Music...books...gambling...sports...surfing the net, as far as my interests...getting people that go to chruch pissed off at me, Looking for the Right Wing People...and giving them the Left finger, maybe Two of them, Howard Stern...many mores!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'm not a picky man...someone (woman) that is nice, naughty, kind, independent, someone that isn't afraid to say what is on her mind, she can be her own person, her own likes and dislikes, if they are different than mind...it's fine. You pick the place to meet...since it will be a little akward for you and I...but I promise you...it won't be boring...I promise to bring enough money for dinner...drinks...and bail money...just kidding!!!!

Name: Paul or Moe
Birthdate: 16 July
Birthplace: Hell Paso
Current Location: Sin City....Las Vegas
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'4" and 1/2
Weight: 175 lbs.
Piercings: no
Tatoos: yup...two of them
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: NO!!! and Not yet
Overused Phraze: You Penis!!!!!
FAVORITES
Food: Steak and Lobster or a great chessburger
Candy: Peanut M&M's
Number: Four
Color: Black and Red
Animal: human
Drink: Free beer, Bud light, German beer, water,Rootbeer,Cherry Kool-aid
Alcohol Drink: Patron Silver, Kendle One, Shots!!!
Bagel: Philly Cream Chesse
Letter: X
Body Part on Opposite sex: Legs...on a woman...for starters...and her eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Pepsi for Fags!!!! Cherry Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The King...Roland creeps me out!!!!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries...better for the ladies
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate..of course a good cup of jobe is cool as well
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: a faithful Mutt
Rap or Punk: As long as it's cool and not horseshit
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Money...I need it to buy love
YOUR...
Bedtime: late 11pm and over
Most Missed Memory: Dad
Best phyiscal feature: eyes...legs
First Thought Waking Up: Shit...I've got to go to work
Goal for this year: Health, Wealth, and get to bed earlier
Best Friends: Hell Paso Crew
Weakness: Blondes, Redheads, and Brunettes
Fears: The Right Wing Morons!!!!
Heritage: Mexican/American
Longest relationship: six years...can I have them back!!!
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: are you serious
Ever Smoked: maybe...I mean NO!!!!
Pot: Uhhhhh....no...Yeah.
Ever been Drunk: In Vegas or else where?
Ever been beaten up: Oh yeah...I fought a couple of buildings in my time
Ever beaten someone up: What...they had it coming...they started it.
Ever Shoplifted: Hey...you're trying to bait me!!!!
Ever Skinny Dipped: does a shower with a female count
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: NO
Been Dumped Lately: I wish...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Light Brown, Brown, or Hazel
Favorite Hair Color: see question on weakness
Short or Long: hell...they can be bald...I'm not picky
Height: short, medium, or tall...it's all good
Style: as long as they have style...it's O.K. with me
Looks or Personality: Personality....looks fade
Hot or Cute Cute...Hot is good too
Drugs and Alcohol: I'm not judgemental
Muscular or Really Skinny: Any...see question above
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Holy Shit...next question...to many to name
What country do you want to Visit: Japan, Germany, Brazil, Italy
How do you want to Die: Die...I want to live forever!!!!
Been to the Mall Lately: Not this week
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: to a point
Do you think your Attractive: Not butt ugly
Believe in Yourself: Have too...no one else will
Want to go to College: go back
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: on weekends
Shower Daily: yup...I wash my ass each day!!!!
Been in Love: Sure
Do you Sing: Not sober
Want to get Married: it's not important, but if it happens...great
Do you want Children: it's not important, but if it happens...great
Have your future kids names planned out: no...you pick them...as long as you don't name them George
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Virgin...Oh...you mean me...Hey!!!!!
Hate anyone: You really want that list!!!!!!!

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Music:

NO COUNTRY POSER MUSIC...I.E..TOBY KEITH SUCKS...Dixie Chicks are cool...Hank Williams III, Patsey Cline, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Mostly Heavy music...Slayer, Pantera, Lords of Acid, Lamb of God, Ministry, Ozzy, Rammstein, Alice In Chains, Anthrax, Bauhaus, Black Flag, Brujeria, D.R.I., Damageplan, Dead Kennedys, Dean Martin, Dimmu Borgir, Gravity Kills, Gwar, Hatebreed, Iggy Pop, Judas Priest, Lacuna Coil, Megadeth, Metallica, Motorhead, NIN, Prodigy, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Queen, Queensryche, Ramones, REBEL MEETS REBEL (RIP Dimebag) S.O.D., Sepultura, Slipknot, Suicidal Tendencies, Tool, Type O Negative, Three Drives, The Offspring, W.A.S.P., Venom, Yellowcard, 4 Strings, Armin van Helden, Krill Kill Klut, KMFDM, Chab, Cheech and Chong, Cypress Hill, D:fuse, and especially Rob Zombie...so many more...just to name a few.div style="text-align: center; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width:450;"

Movies:

Various...lots of John Carpenter movies...scary movies...Movies Period...you pick. Star Wars, Braveheart(Mel Gibson is a Prick), Mad Max, Full Metal Jacket, Blackhawk Down, Citizen Kane, Godzilla (black n white version) Private Parts, Hoffa, Reservoir Dogs, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Master of The Flying Guillotine, Kill Bill...1 and 2, The Program, Rudy, Slapshot, Youngblood, The Crow, Rocky, Animal House, 1941, Jaws, Longest Yard (the original) The Waterboy, American History X, Conan, Alien series, Terminator I and II, X-Men I, II, III, so many more.

Television:

MXC...Monster Garage...Howard T.V....Las Vegas...Ultimate Fighter...South Park...Family Guy...History Channel...Hockey...Football...Mind Freak...many more. ESPN...ESPN2.

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Books:

Porn...not really...just the cool "stories"...Joesph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness"...Dantes "Inferno"...and Howard Stern's "Private Parts" and "Mrs. America" Anything that will have me learn something new...does Porn count? Kidding!!!!

Heroes:

MOM AND DAD!!!!, Ozzy Osborne, George S. Patton, Howard Stern, John Carpnter, Jesse Ventura, Dean Martin, Stan Lee, George Washington, Godzilla, and the first person that cones a woman!!!!

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My Blog

A Bad Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERxtri8glLE
Posted by Paul on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Batman and Superman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoC6jOyWPY
Posted by Paul on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

Superman retires

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6Rq7EA9xc
Posted by Paul on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST

Got to believe....that just maybe...just maybe.

I know you all or whoever is reading this...is like what the fuck...See...most of this is for the Michigan/Ohio St. game...I guess I'm just saying to myself that what if...all I hear is how Ohio St. i...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST

Hooked!!!!

I was watching that movie with Robbin Williams...and I have seen this movie in a new way.   Since I lost my father earlier this year...and hearing the movie and seeing how having a father wa...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

Wednesday......R.I.P.

Well, I just lost my doggie, Wednesday  She was THE BEST DOG I EVER HAD!!!!  I know people have pit bulls...bull dogs...but my dog...was a faithful Mutt.  She was about two months or so...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

When I fought Godzilla in Korea...and lost!!!!!

Here's a funny story...when I was in the army...well...those were funny times.  I had just done nine months in Saudi/Iraq...six months back in the states...then I was off to Korea.  At the t...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

This is a good one...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for months...however, she stayed by her husbands bedside the whole time.  One day, he awoke from his coma and saw her, so he motioned for ...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:53:00 PST

Shit list II

*Sen. John McCain-for a man who was brave to be a P.O.W. for roughly five years, he is nothing but a suck ass, kissass, piece of whale shit...to say that Bill Clinton is at fault for the current situa...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

Come on down!!!!!

Hey...just here in Vegas to watch the new Playboy Tower at the Palms...ladies and prevs...I mean gentleman....let's just say....Come to Vegas!!!!!!!!!       &nbs p;&n...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST