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notvodka.com

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About Me

I am a brilliant marketer. This site is a subliminal advertisement for my new product "I can't believe it's not vodka!" (www.notvodka.com) If it works I will follow up my success with "I can't believe it's not caviar!"

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Anyone who won't tell me what they superficially like or dislike. Let's go DEEP. I like to know people, but it is not enough to know that you switched to a new moisturizer. It is not enough to know whether you prefer coke or pepsi. I will smell your armpit if that is what it takes to get the funk out of you. Don't make me do it.

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It's NOT Vodka

I realized last year that I can't set limits when it comes to drinking. Alcoholism has reared it's ugly head in my family before, and since I realize now that I have to choose whether to drink or not...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 08:24:00 GMT

Grocery issues

I must have been to the store a million times, but I have never been the millionth customer. I mean, the odds must be in my favor, right? I think there is some kind of conspiracy here. Every time ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:59:00 GMT

Mandarin Chinese

I found out that Mandarin Chinese has 140,000 characters. I wonder.... What does there alphabet song sound like? Those kids must sing for f**kin ever... Their computer keyboards must be big enoug...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 19:48:00 GMT