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Jess(ica)

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like air, indoor plumbing, bitches and hoes and lots of other cool stuff

I edited my profile with your mama !

My Interests

Interests? It's interest you ask? Oddly enough I do have interests. There are also a lot of things which I find very uninteresting. So at least we probably all have both of those common interests....hey..it's a start...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't suck.

Music:

NO CRAP!!

Movies:

Visible. Visable movies are good. It's those invisible ones that I just know I'll hate.

Books:

I'll give anything written in english a chance.

My Blog

A question of morals

MORAL TEST    This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By  giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely f...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:54:00 PST

imagine that ;)

.. You scored as Marijuana. The most beautiful, chill drug out there. You want something that's not too harsh on your body, and soothes the soul. It's also not addicting, so smoke it up, baby! And nev...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What to do on a Monday afternoon when you don't have to work

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jessica ErinBirthday:August 5, 1978Birthplace:Milwaukee, WICurrent Location:La La landEye Color:GreenHair Color:BrownHeight:5'5" (almost)Right Handed or Left Ha...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Like a Mutha Fucka

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burnWhat is yo name?Yo gangsta name beSteveYou ride around in a1964 Chevy ImpalaYo gangThe MafiaYo shoes beFuzzy slippersYo dubs be dis big, fool2,847How much money you...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Valentines Day

So....tomorrow marks the most depressing day of the year for single folk. A strange and pointless holiday that makes you question your worth as a person just because you happen not to be getting any....
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bitch betta have my money

I'm soooooo sick of being broke! Since the holidays, it seems like cash is burning a hole in my pocket, and ending up in the pockets of my favorite bartenders (yea...you know who you are). It's not ...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm fucking sixteen

Yes.....Yes..... I'm in love.. but it's not what you think. My first "crush" came back into town, and all of a sudden I'm stupid. Gone are the adult intentions and my flirtatious nature, replaced o...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Woo Hoo America

Succinct analysis of the last U.S. election.......        The Democrats' mistake was in thinking that a disastrous war and        national bankruptcy would be of concern to the electorate. ...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The end of the rope

Okay. MySpace is cool, but it has not been very friendly to me durring our jaded 2 week affair. My friends couldn't read my emails or respond to my requests. I could only read and respond to theirs...
Posted by Jess(ica) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST