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Suburban Negro

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm the suburban negro. A brother with an overactive conscience trying to make sense out of things. I have a penchant for using big words and not knowing what they exactly mean. TiVo is an old comfortable friend of mine. I don't where I'd be without him/her (gender still not figured out just yet). Eu falo portuguese muito pouco.I fookin hate pikeys.

My Interests

Arsenal FC. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Loitering at Barnes & Noble. Convincing people that Bush and Harry Potter should scare every single one of us. Quoting obscure films. Making fun of people.

Music:

The mighty infamous Roots crew, Mos Def and Talib Kweli are BlackStar, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Common, 50, Coldplay, Redman, David Gray, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Ella Fitgerald, Billie Holliday, Massive Attack, Dave Matthews Band, OutKast

Movies:

Empire Strikes Back, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Super Troopers, Snatch, The Usual Suspects, The Lord of the Rings, Ocean's Eleven, Man On Fire, Overboard

Television:

Sopranos, Deadliest Catch, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Smallville, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Pardon the Interruption, Scrubs, Samurai Champloo, The Daily Show, WildBoyz

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Motherless Brooklyn, The Lord of the Rings, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay

Heroes:

Bill Cosby (he gave us jello pudding pops, cmon), Richard Pryor...oh, and Kobe.

My Blog

Uncle Jack's: An Idn't It Productions Review

Starting with this review, we will kick off every email with Quote Of The Week.  This week, Les gets the opening bow for this instant classic:"Bikram yoga will have you sucking your own dick..."W...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:48:00 PST

Route 85a: An Idn't It Productions Review

The bar that we tried 3 times and failed 3 times to get to...finally gets a visit and a review that reflects that we should have failed the 4th time.  Route 85a is apparently a service road for t...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:10:00 PST

No Malice Palace: An Idn't It Productions Review

And for the first time, due to unforeseen gayness at Route 85a, we invoked the back-up bar clause in our mission parameters and happened upon this diamond in the Alphabet rough...In case you forgot th...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:09:00 PST

The Skinny: An Idnt It Productions Review

In case you forgot the scale: 1 = land mine (as the duty of a wingman calls, having to take on the ugly girlfriend of the chick your lead is going after)2 = strobelite honey3 = cab money4 = Monda...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:16:00 PST

Pioneer Bar: An Idnt It Productions Review

In case you forgot the scale:1 = land mine (as the duty of a wingman calls, havingto take on the ugly girlfriend of the chick your leadis going after)2 = strobelite honey3 = cab money4 = Monday phon...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:14:00 PST

The Idnt It Productions Mission Statement

brothas night out is sacred.  it's an institution; a rite of passage; a tradition for the hot chic photo-opp (no strings & flirting allowed), a chance to wear your thick black belt...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST

Crime Scene Bar: An Idn't It Productions Review

Here's the review of Crime Scene in full.  In lieu of an aggreed upon rating symbol, I am using this scale:   1 = land mine (as the duty of a wingman calls, having to take on the ugly g...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST

What is Beef? by Mos Def

Beef is not what Jay said to Nas Beef is when workin' niggas can't find jobs So they tryna find niggas to rob Tryna find bigger guns so they can finish the job Beef is when the crack kids can't fi...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jersey

yknow, it aint as bad as everyone makes it out to be... cept for the smell. and the mullets and beehives. and the sheer horror of driving alongside the clinically insane. but i love costco...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dumb and stupid...

are they interchangeable terms for labeling the idiocy around us? dumb is something you're born with. you can't help it, you're just dumb. stupid is a choice. you know better (or at least shou...
Posted by Suburban Negro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST