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matt

The greatest lover's a murderer, at first.

About Me

I live in Carthage, TX. Please kill me. I like computer games. Also, music.

My Interests

my band, cats, my cellphone loop program, electricity, pooping, fighting people, drinking, cigarettes, shfifty-five, drums, people that play piano, power rangers, ninjas, ninjas, ninjas, not recycling, littering, infomercials, cartoons, mil-sim computer games, pwning, rocking total/partial ass.

I'd like to meet:

People that are ninjas, mostly.

Music:

Plenty.

Movies:

battle royal, ichi the killer, any japanese import with takeshi katana, kubrick, peter guest, anything else that's mildly funny/not sucky

Television:

adult swim...cnn...history channel...trading spaces...i am a loser.

Books:

i don't think i've read more than 5 books in the last 4 years. i like television. imagination is for people who can't affort satellite. but i do sort of read music textbooks now and again, and i found a bunch of sesame street books from when i was little that i should probably thumb through as a refresher because i'm pretty sure that's what my reading level has been reduced to.

Heroes:

optimus prime

My Blog

happy new years means

that i drink a bunch of wine and take my clothes off.  it's really weird meeting new people when you aren't wearing underpants.
Posted by matt on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:33:00 PST

this week, with the outside lime

has been the most up and down, piece of shit week ever.  except for mine and colt's stupid ass song.  i feel like i am in limbo.  i don't know if i have a job and i feel like a failure....
Posted by matt on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:59:00 PST

i'm badass...meow.

i was walking around in my back yard today...petting the cats when i suddenly realized how badass i am.  they thought so too.  i asked them if they agreed and they all meowed.  i mean, ...
Posted by matt on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:22:00 PST

drink, drank...

i can't drink agian anytime soon. i ended up in a dingy truck stop, drove don the wrong side of the road, watched my friend bet up cousin's house, and got a cheeseburger for free...and all i had to d...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST