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A Spiteful Seraph

It's not enough for people to hate me, they can't stand the fact that anyone likes me! - Poppy Z. Br

About Me


funny, witty, sarcastic, intelligent, daring, loving, romantic...yada yada yada...typical bullshit...I adore ALL my friends...you guys make living possible...just barely though...music fills in the rest of the void that is my internal existance. I also enjoy ORIGINAL and COLORFUL people...I can't stand people that say the same old lame shit and bore me to death with their pathetic lives. Get a life already...or end it...whatever is easier. I put my hand in fire once, and I loved the feel, so I am comfortable knowing that hell awaits me. I don't like your Jesus. Cradle of Filth say it right with the sentence: "Jesus is a cunt." However, I would love a glass of the blood of the lamb...I am a Vampire/Vempire/Incubus. Based on the fact that so many people are crazy these days, I am by default a normal person...although my shrink would disagree with that statement...but who's to say that being crazy isn't relative. One of my best friends Blake headbutted me and broke my nose a couple years ago...I let him do it...but I haven't headbutted him since. I am a genius and that's not the ego speaking. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE angels (especially dark depictions of angels)...so puhlease leave me images of angels being killed, beaten, or gutted...it would make my day. :)

My Interests


music, comitting hate crimes against myself, watching reruns of the smurfs...I love the cat Azrael, being a sarcastic asshole, holding ninja turtle cartoon marathons on sunday afternoons...I still got all the old cartoons on VHS, fucking people up, playing legos, corpse grinding, shopping, pissing on emo kids, going to the ballet, fetus eating, field trips to the zoo, disgorging on the dead, coloring, engaging in random acts of violence, and my all-time favorite activity: karaoke

I'd like to meet:



Robert Vigna, Trey Azagthoth, Erik Rutan, Flo Mounier, Lord Worm, Dani Filth, Dave Mustaine, Jesper Stromblad, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, John Petrucci, Randy Rhoads, Jimmy Page, Eric Johnson, Zakk Wylde

this zombie:

and this metal GODDESS is awesome:


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Music:



IMMOLATION, Viral Load, Insidious Decrepancy, Burning Midget, Decapitated, Gorgasm, Nile, Morbid Angel, Megadeth, Aborted, Falconer, Evergrey, Dissection, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Brodequin, Beheaded, Odious Mortem, Decrepit Birth, Disavowed, Psycroptic, Deeds of Flesh, Vile, Liturgy, Cinerary, Disgorge, Retch, Cock and Ball Torture, Grotesque Formation, Throne of Odin, Casuist, old Metallica, Opeth, Carcass, Children of Bodom, Impurity, Incantation, In Flames, Impaled, Akercocke, Suffocation, Testament, Slayer, Sulaco, Psychofagist, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Crown, Adagio, Yngwie Malmsteen, Strapping Young Lad, The Berzerker, Entombed, God Dethroned, Kalmah, Kretan, Malamor, Morbid Angel, Meshuggah, Moonspell, Pig Destroyer, Prophecy, Infernal Dominion, Braced for Nails, Rigor Mortis, Aversion for Life, Gored, Exulcerate, Vitality, Lust of Decay, Marduk, Bathory, Venom, Mercyful Fate, Rotting Christ, Jag Panzer, Destroyer 666, Bethlehem, Dio, Danzig, Carnivore, Aborym, Anathema, Crematory, Gehenna, Gwar, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Samael, Misery Index, Dying Fetus, Ministry, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Monstrosity, Mortiis, Mayhem, Emperor, Venom, Mercyful Fate, Motorhead, Mental Horror, Maniac Killer, Origin, Mastodon, Mental Demise, Alienation Mental, Alice in Chains, Corporal Raid, Last Days of Humanity, Quo Vadis, Skinless, Deaden, Death of Millions, Crimson Massacre, Dripping, Animals Killing People, Internal Suffering, Krisiun, Paul Di'Anno, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Zakk Wylde, Ozzy Osbourne, Down, Crowbar, Dismember, Anata, Aeon, Pillory, Exhumed, Exmortem, Exodus, Gardenian, Passenger, Fubar, Fleshgrind, Fleshgore, Fleshless, Fleshgrinder, Fleshbomb, Flesh Feast, Fleshtized, Immortal, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Ectopia, Eclypse, Infinited Hate, Hatebreed, Hades, Malevolent Creation, Kreator, Brutus, Deivos, Kataklysm, Lamb of God, Gemisuadi, Goratory, Gorerotted, Leukorrhea, Lividity, Torsofuck, The Black Dahlia Murder, Lord Gore, Lowbrow, Losa, Demonicon, Deteriorot, Cynic, Lethargy, Spiral Architect, Attrition, Kataplexia, Lapidate, Machine Head, Lehavoth, Suture, Wormed, Vomit Remnants, Vomit Spawn, Mangled, Kuru, Kabbal, Kamelot, Synergy, Circus Maximus, King Diamond, Iced Earth, Symphony X, Martyr, Martyr AD, Martyrium Christi, Type-O-Negative, Man Must Die, Maniac Killer, Mortal Decay, Devin Townshend, Susperia, Reinfection, Pustulated, Reprobation, Karl Sanders, Sepultura, Severe Torture, Severed Remains, Shadows Fall, Skinned, Arch Enemy, Amen, Coprophagor, Sintury, Signs of Dying, Morta Skuld, Soulless, Soilwork, Terror 2000, Suhrim, Superjoint Ritual, The Day Everything Became Nothing, The Forsaken, The Great Deceiver, The Haunted, Ton, Vehemence, Thorazine, Cryptopsy, Vader, Unearth, Unsane, Vital Remains, Voivod, The Forsaken, Enforsake, Blood Reaping, Bloodbath, Besieged, Black Label Society, Asphyx, As I Lay Dying, Bolt Thrower, Broken Hope, Darkane, Darkside, Defiled, Defleshed, Debodified, Dawn, Grave, Hypocrisy, Dark Tranquillity, Cephalic Carnage, Carnal Forge, Napalm Death, Castigate, Cattle Decapitation, Corpsefucking Art, Dahmer, Cysted, Crisis, Cerbral Turbulency, Blood Red Throne, Geheena, Behemoth, Bane of Existence, Brainstorm, Autopsy, Beyond the Embrace, Bloody Gore, Asphyxiate, All that Remains, Anoxia, Arcturus, Abysmal Torment, 1349, Dehumanized, Degrade, Depresy, Devourment, Dew-Scented, Eviscium, Divine Empire, Hate Eternal, Gorguts, Human Mincer, Imbrue, Images of Violence, Impaled Nazarene, Impure, Inveracity, Necrotic Disgorgement, Prostitute Disfigurement, Mortal Decay, Mortician, Morpheus Descends, Sentenced, Nevermore, Obscenity, Obituary, Pantera, Profanation, Necrophagist

Movies:

Shadow Hours, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Bringing out the Dead, Evil Dead, Donnie Brasco, Godfather Trilogy, Scent of a Woman, Scarface, Cape Fear, Rain Man, Hostel, Midnight Cowboy, Leaving Las Vegas, Kundun, Falling Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, The Crow, all The Exorcists, all The Prophecy movies, all the Omen movies, The Salton Sea, Secret Window, Serpico, Fallen, Clerks II, Taking Lives, Romper Stomper, American History X, Chinatown, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, On the Waterfront, Trainspotting, Mallrats, Pi, For Love of the Game, Children of the Corn, Das Boot, Chasing Amy, A Clockwork Orange, and all zombie movies, The Audition, and most Troma Entertainment movies

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Ali G Show, Sopranos, Las Vegas, Kingdom Hospital

Books:



Choosing Death, The Devil's Dominion, Damned: An Illustrated History of the Devil, Requiem for a Dream, Crime and Punishment, The Fuck-Up, The Denial of Death, all Stephen King books, Exquisite Corpse, Go Ask Alice, Smack, The Decameron, The Prince, The Art of War, The Stranger, Devil's Knot, Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, The Satanic Bible, The Satanic Rituals, Helter Skelter, The Vampire Book: Encyclopeidia of the Undead, Blasphemous Rumours, all Edward Lee books, all Richard Laymon books, all Bentley Little books, I am Legend, Something Wicked this Way Comes, Ancient Egypt, The Dante Club, The Divine Comedy

Heroes:

Gilles de Rais

Shawn Whitaker (Viral Load, Insidious Decrepancy, Grotesque Formation, Uncleansed), next to Blake Furrh, Shawn's the sexiest man alive with a guitar.

My Blog

Aaaawwwww shit!!! READ THIS!!!

Alright, everyone interested in viewing my cd collection can do so online at: http://www.cd-tracker.com/item_list_v2.asp?UserId=13586& order_by Some quick notes: I would be willing to sell or trade...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:42:00 PST

this song is me...now

I can't remember the last time I was this happy. "Resurrection" by Godgory I ran too farFought too hard and lived too fastBroke me down, tore me upSo I buried myselfDeep down in the blackest holeThere...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

attack of the zombie

did you ever wish a zombie lived next door to you? because that's how I feel right now...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

darkness befalls yet another

and so today comes and I fear the darknessfor the darkness to me has become the lightthe light of the world sickens meeverything has changedthe morals of yesteryear are gonefriends are lost, disappear...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

Onward to Asgard

Yay though I feast on the flesh of the innocentI despise their souls that I left spent I feel divine at the moment...that's right I feel as though I was bred from the loins of Odin himself.... I am a ...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

Resolution

I have never hated anyone as much as you..Knife me once and then again and smile as you do...Ignorance the guiding light in your hypocrisy...From the time innocence were brainwashed to believe,Failure...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

Defying Myth Pt. 2

Scenario 2: Another day of fall was soon to end as Jason sat in front of his laptop.  He patiently scrolled through a list of events on various internet group sites.  As the years had progre...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:41:00 PST

Defying Myth

 Halloween is sometimes viewed as a farcical event where certain people are compelled to engage in misplaced exuberance for a mere 24 hours.  Most people do enjoy dressing up as someone else...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:45:00 PST

I can see this happening to me in the future

One windy, blistery day in early December, I came across a group of untimely and underdeveloped emo kids.  They sat in obvious grief outside of a Chuck E. Cheese establishment.  As I stomped...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 02:14:00 PST

Attaining Pimp Status in Hell

I have often wondered how can assure myself the position of pimp when I go to hell.  Fortunately, countless reading over the years has led me to the 10 most important things one must do on earth ...
Posted by A Spiteful Seraph on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:43:00 PST