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Spammy

You're unique, just like everyone else.

About Me

The world scares me but I still manage to smile. I don't understand politics, economics, maths, ignorance and people in general. Comedy and pure entertainment are my true passions in life. My ideal job would be in a circus (yeah go on, laugh) or involved in the movie making process in some way. I collect rocks and ticket stubs.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / My friend

My Interests

Comedy, travelling, socialising with friends, nature and animals, shopping, movies, standing out, being a mod, being a bogan*, eating sugar, the internet, avoiding getting dizzy at all costs, theme parks, stabbing stuff**, shiny objects, dressing up as pirates and various other cool things and lots of other stuff. * Not actually a bogan ** Not real stabbing, Don't arrest me.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny.

Music:

Chipmunks, Alice Cooper, AC/DC, Bowie, mi-sex, Queen, Doug Anthony Allstars, Flight of the Conchords, Santana, Weird Al Yankovic, Tripod, Meatloaf... Basically anything 80s and catchy

Movies:

The Rocky horror picture show, Labyrinth, Robin Hood; men in tights, The Producers, Lord of the Rings, Thunderstruck, Boytown, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jurassic Park and Disney has some good movies.

Television:

Lost, The Simpsons, The IT Crowd, Black Books, the Glass house, Spicks and Specks, Just Shoot me, Little Britain, the Adventures of Lano and Woodley, the Mighty Boosh and cartoons.

Books:

The Harry Potter series.

Heroes:

Old Gregg, Mel Brooks, Milky Joe, Anthony Hopkins, David Thewlis and the Bi-Lo Docket man.

My Blog

Make Vampires Happy day

So I finally kept my personal deal with myself and gave some blood. It was quite fun and the blood-taker ladies were quite nice and very concerned for my wellbeing. I'm a little paler and sorer on the...
Posted by Spammy on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:23:00 PST

A letter

Dear Captain Tosspot AKA David Ireland - Wildlife Man, Documentaries are awesome and do inspire and educate people IF presented correctly. If you do respect and care for all of the creatures you come ...
Posted by Spammy on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

My amusing day blog.

After a late night last night, I thought work would end up being painful and boring all day today.I had to get up at 5am to get ready to make the earliest bus to work. I accidentally slept in giving m...
Posted by Spammy on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

False accusations.

I spent my day with Aimee-face, shopping and movie-going and such. For the first time in Kandice-shopping history I was the one who spent less. Good for me.I also saw my first grade primary teacher. S...
Posted by Spammy on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST

Kandice's mayor-like speech.

So, Happy new year and all that jazz.I have been wanting to put my new calendar up but I am a tad nervous from being bitten by my previously blogged spider friend who's living in my old one.It's alrea...
Posted by Spammy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

Been a while.

1. How old will you be in five years?26. Wow eh?2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?My little lonesome. Reading. 3. How tall are you?Not very.4. What do you look forward to most in...
Posted by Spammy on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

The day's review

I already typed this out but my Myspace spazzed. The second time in two days. Anyway, today, being Christmas was a really good day.It didn't rain but wasn't hot. Food was aplenty. Company was goo...
Posted by Spammy on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST

My new guard-pet

I have a new friend. He lives in between the pages on my calendar.A decent sized Huntsman. Why wasn't he there the for me when the giant roach had me cornered, quivering under my insect net.Oh well. I...
Posted by Spammy on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

Sharing a fact

Needles hurt. Had two today. Third Saturday off work.At least I got to ride in an Ambulance. I'm fine.
Posted by Spammy on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Steel-toe walks again.

Multiple times I have kicked my toes on various objects. I once walked into our old metal exercise bike. For a few hours I believed my toe was broken until I got up and walked normally.Usually I am ki...
Posted by Spammy on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:20:00 PST