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About Me

Strong sustained threat and moderate horror!!!Writing intricate bollocks that sense no makes, I wrote that on papoose! Blowing your mind with malapropism. -Compulsive referencing. I like to look here every now and then. I used to live above Mr. Bongo and didn't speak to him once.

My Interests

Jan Dodonna

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Bongo. "Ashley…Ashley!" as Scarlett O'Hara once cried. It is the only proper response to the vile, self-pitying, maudlin, mistaken, manipulated ramblings of the wandering left-back , I want to meet him and be unpleasant towards him. Daniel Dumile (British beef). This comic:Yeah i wanna meet a comic. How gay is this having to have 16 friends on display? Fucking gay . Hold me.

Music:

Fantasy R'n'B, A Tribe Called Scribe, Kaspar Scahdenfreude, Under The Boardwalk by Bruce Willis and Turk -Not Bruce Willis featuring Turk, that would be silly, I meant like and last but not least Turk.

Movies:

Watching Purdy watch The Wicker Man

Television:

"You were like James Earl Ray today"

Books:

Erotic Wizard's Autobiography

Heroes:

Englishmen. Englishmen disguised as Americans, pissing on Americans.