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Altered Beef

Malt Liquor Tastes Better When You Have Problems... These Days I'll Stick To The Good Stuff

About Me



I don't miss my span of attention.

My Interests

"My manners, abominable at times, can be sweet. As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. I'm a wretch. But I love love." -Jack Kerouac: Satori In Paris

I'd like to meet:

My Baby

Music:


Movies:

Mafia Boss

My Blog

this is the sound of me stabbing myself...

.... will post later... ahhhh!!!
Posted by Altered Beef on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

Fuck You

Bottles and pints shots and cansCouches and floors and drunk best friends...Models and whorestattooed handsCities and secretscats and vans...Good times, laughter, bad decisionsStrippers and actors, an...
Posted by Altered Beef on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

memories part I

this is a memories blog cause i'm missing some people who used to be part of my life and who i hope will be back in my life soon.  with that said here it is.  BJ - i started with you becaus...
Posted by Altered Beef on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:53:00 PST

My Dream

so i've shaved my head in my preperations to become and elite mexican cliff diver, so far things are going well.  my training consists of a case of wine coolers and watching the sun set.  at...
Posted by Altered Beef on Sun, 28 May 2006 05:05:00 PST

it's been awhile... but seriously... remember when...(fill in the blank)

it's funny the things that you remember to type... if you don't know what i'm gettin at... just listen.  there was a name or a place that you used to type all the time with your fingers... and if...
Posted by Altered Beef on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:38:00 PST

Happy Cinco De Mayo

Blog to be posted after Cinco De Mayo
Posted by Altered Beef on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:30:00 PST

my giant hair

Yeah I have an afro... so what.  Haha, and the background photo doesn't even do it justice.  It's actually tame in that pic.  Oh yeah, I think I'll sail your corpse to China!
Posted by Altered Beef on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:06:00 PST

Tradition

St. Patrick, the holy and tutular man His beard down his bosom like Aaron's ran: Some from Scotland, some from Wales, will declare that he came, But I care not from whence now he's risen to fame; The ...
Posted by Altered Beef on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:41:00 PST

just a thought

tin men are led by little girlsdown golden roads to nowhere
Posted by Altered Beef on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

i'm okay, your okay

we fail to keep in touch these daysi'm liquid cold, you're murder greyhollowed by circumstances that pushed us both awayi hope you're doing good today
Posted by Altered Beef on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:11:00 PST