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Boris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Boris Sutherland, and I'm from Alabama. I grew up in Memphis, until my father went to prison for stealing chickens from neighbouring farms. I'm a single male, age 45. I live at home with my mother, who is very old. My father died a few years ago of old age. I have four cats and two dogs. I live on a farm. My father taught me how to kill chickens while riding a tractor. That's probably the most useful thing I've ever learnt in my entire life. I am looking for my life partner. I don't believe that I am too old to find love, my mother found out she loved my uncle when she was 54. The thing I've heard the most in my life, is probably "Oh boris you sly dog!".I like to meet new people, so feel free to add me and chat!

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My Interests

Line dancing, Farming, Driving my tractor Old Bertha to the flee market, listening to country, going to strip joints, getting drunk (I'm a cheap drunk though), Smelling the inside of my mothers purse, etc. If you want to know more, just ask!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody from the ages 5 to 100+. Female OR male, doesn't matter as long as they have the will to love. Which probably includes many species of farm animals, which would be nice, but doubtful they have a myspace account. My cats and dogs often keep me company and I don't get lonely, but lately I've been tiring of them.Although a lot of people aren't into that and like to go for things known as "Things in common." Just check my interests and hopefully someone will find that I appeal to them and add me. =)
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Music:

Stompin' Tom Conners, Alan jackson, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Britney Spears, 'N Sync, Alabama, Five, Panic! At the Disco, The Strokes All Saints, Sisqo, Nelly, G Unit, Backstreet Boys, Aaron Carter, Spice Girls, Robyn, etc. Just ask for more!

Movies:

Brokeback Mountain, Hick Pornos, The Fun With Barnyard Animals Series, I don't really watch that many movies, the repo man took our TV.

Television:

Barney, Dora The Explorer, Miami Vice, The Price Is Right, The Garden Show, Threes Company, The Brady Bunch, B Witched, Like I said about movies, the Repo man took our TV...

Books:

I don't read, Reading is for pansies.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris, My Mother, My Father/Uncle, Anybody that can tame a wild stallion ;)

My Blog

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i dont like girls tat send me naked bike riding pictures! stop adding me you dumb yahoo broads.
Posted by Boris on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST

New Myspace Account...

I heard a lot aboud this Myspace thing from a few friends I talk to on AIM, and they said I should try it out. Maybe I will find someone! Finally...Who knows, I'm sure I'll make tons of friends and ha...
Posted by Boris on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:04:00 PST