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*jane*

since when does the word 'umbrella' have FOUR syl-la-be-les?

About Me

I am a black diva trapped in a little white russian raver girl's body.
Your Stripper Name is: Princess

Get your own Stripper Name

My Interests

E, acid, special K, coke, mushrooms, meth, vicodin, xanex, oxy, heroin, crack, PCP, white rain, poor man's horse.

I'd like to meet:

I want to DO Jamarcus Russel, the new quarterback of the RAIDERS.

Music:

Pantera, Killswitch Engage, Gorgoroth. Anything that's a good beat for me to smash your head in.

Movies:

Anything with Traci Lords. (except for the last video she made, you know, the one where she is actually legal)

Television:

Law and Order. When I kill you, I won't be caught.

Books:

Crossword puzzles. Reading is for losers.

Heroes:

Cher in Clueless

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