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War Machine

Save ur fuckin breath cause I DONT GIVE A FUCK! =)

About Me

My birth name is Jonathan, but I go by Jon or more commonly War. I live in San Diego and am a professional MMA fighter. I'm drug free, dedicated to what I love and brutally honest. I hate fake people, liars too...so if ur one of them, KILL YOURSELF! AND NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHANGE ME INTO, SOME SQUARE ASS, 9-5 WORKING, ORDINARY GUY! IM A DIFFERENT BREED OF HUMAN! I DONT FOLLOW OR GO ALONG WITH THE CURRENT HYPE, I DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO DO AND CAN CARE LESS WHAT ANYONE THINKS OF ME...IM A LEADER. NO, I DONT HAVE A BACK-UP PLAN...THEY ARE FOR LOSERS AND QUITTERS. THEY SET YOU UP FOR FAILURE, I'M GONNA ACHIEVE ALL OF MY GOALS. NO, FIGHTING HAS NOT MADE ME RICH....YET! AND I DONT REALLY CARE IF IT EVER DOES! I FIGHT...NOT BECAUSE I "LOVE THE SPORT" BUT BECAUSE THIS PROFESSION ALLOWS ME TO SURVIVE IN MODERN SOCIETY. WITHOUT IT ID STILL BE A PIRATE AND WOULD HAVE ENDED UP EITHER IN JAIL OR DEAD. THE ONE THING THAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT THE SPORT OF MMA IS THE COMRADERE THAT I HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF MY TRAINING PARTNERS. IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO FIGHT FOR...I AM A FIRM BELEIVER IN "WAR" I BELEIVE THAT IT IS A NECESSARY PART OF LIFE AND IT HELPS NURTURE THE SOUL. THE SPORT OF MMA IS NOT "WAR" I DO NOT GET ANYTHING OUT OF IT. I DO NOT HATE MY OPPONENTS AND THERFORE, NO INNER PAIN OR AGGRESSION IS RELEASED....THIS SPORT, IS JUST THAT, A SPORT. MY SOUL YEARNS FOR REAL WAR..."THE FEELING I GET FROM DESTROYING MY ENEMY...IS FAR BETTER, THAN FEELING THE LOVE, OF EVEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN."AND BTW...WHEN I SPEAK OF "WAR" OR "ENEMIES" IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY COUNTRY OR POLITIC...I AM AGAINST MOST WAR OF THAT NATURE. REAL WAR IS FOUGHT BETWEEN THOSE WHO KNOW AND HATE EACHOTHER. ANYONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCED THIS...KNOWS ITS BEAUTY.

My Interests

Brazilian jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, wrestling, Ultimate Fighting Championship, Drug free, honest, tattoos, animals, the beach, the environment, quantum physics.

I'd like to meet:

Long-lost friends, my fans, and SPONSORS. While I'm at it, I guess I wouldn't mind meeting a beautiful, drug-free, HONEST girl. One that would love me ALWAYS and not just when it is CONVENIENT. More than that though...I'd like to meet the person who invented "civilization" and then kill all of his descendants.

Music:

I like all types of music, anything that I think is good, but my favorite is reggae and country.

Movies:

300, Boondock Saints, Super Bad, Last Samurai, Sin City, Running Scared, Legends of the Fall, Resevoir Dogs, Good Fellas, Bronx Tale, TAPS, Natural Born Killers, Cape Fear, City of God.

Television:

All I watch is the discovery channel, history channel, and of course Spike...lol

Heroes:

This is my doggy and he doesn't like it when people fuck with me

My Blog

Rules to live by that I don’t follow...yup I’m a dummy.

I stole this from a pretty lil' gal named Jordanne. I read it and realized it was true as fuck. The way I know I should live, but don't. I'm going to start trying though and I hope all of you will too...
Posted by War Machine on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST

What is best in life?

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Posted by War Machine on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST

EVERYONE READ BEFORE TRYING TO MESSAGE ME!!!!!!!!!

I appreciate all the messages from EVERYONE but it gets rather overwhelming at times. If it isn't VERY important....if you could please just comment me I would appreciate it. I will read each and ever...
Posted by War Machine on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:55:00 PST

TRUE LOVE!!!

One extreme to the next...but only LOVE can make a man this crazy.. ...
Posted by War Machine on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

ALPHA MALE!!!!!

Ya I know you love that savage ass War Machine belt too!!!ALPHA MALE : Being the highest ranked or most dominant individual of one's sex. Used of social animals: Being the Alpha Male of the Wolf Pack....
Posted by War Machine on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

Awesome poem!

A Warriors Creed The darkness comes, The night is bleak, And all is calm, No sound nor shriek. A voice sings loud, Within each head, Of warriors pain, And warriors dread. The blades are s...
Posted by War Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What does it mean to be Gamebred???

..................... (its meaning derived from the words: gameness and bred): Gameness: The quality of mind enabling one to face danger or hardship without hesitation; the absence of the ability to q...
Posted by War Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Key To Achieving Your Goals!!!!!!!

There was once a King who sailed out with his army to conquer an island. When they came to the island they dropped their anchors and rowed into shore. On the beaches of the island the King told his me...
Posted by War Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST