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zach

zwalker1

About Me

I am a level 24 Cleric.What more can I say, stuff like that will make you a legend with the ladies, and in Vegas.You want to know more go to www.specialexport.net

My Interests

I am interested in anything holy, cause I am like a man of the cloth and shit.

I'd like to meet:

My dream box, it would be square and made of plastic, and taste oh so good.Maybe you? If you have a dream box, or an X-box, or maybe just a cardboard box.

Music:

No thanks I had some yesterday with my beans.

Movies:

Last one I did was "Boys Behind Drapes" and that went straight to Beta.

Television:

Lost, Stargate, OZ (who doesn't like forced male prison sex?), 24, Earl, FireFly, and other shows on none-cable TV.

Books:

Good for looking like your smart.

Heroes:

Had one, he lost at "Win lose or draw" since then I have been reluctant to adopt a new one.

My Blog

Singing about myself

With all the presidential hoopla that goes on this time of the year, I wonder why the important facts haven’t come up? Say "No Pants" Friday for one. ...
Posted by zach on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

Moving

I will be leaving today. Leaving Florida and my irresponsible life of not working.Fret not for I will come back.For anybody looking for me I will be in Charlotte, North Carolina. Ask for Zeke....
Posted by zach on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST

A whole lot of stupid

When traveling to the Northern reaches of the United States its a good idea that upon arrival, you should not decree "If it snows I am going to jump in the lake".Cause you can bet your bottom dollar, ...
Posted by zach on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

Can you see the blog?

I am going back to Mexico. Hooooray, my non-employed ass is finally satisfied. Now if I could only satisfy my hemorrhoids. Like the Bears are ever going to win the Super Bowl....
Posted by zach on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST

Eat drink and be Mary!

Sometimes when I hear the whistle blow. I hang my head and cry.Or so Johhny Cash says.
Posted by zach on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Cookie Cookie Cookie starts with "C"

You see cookies can you tell you more about a person, then you really think is possible. For instance, I do not like cookies. "What you say? You don't like cookies?". In my silence there is an answer....
Posted by zach on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST

The hard times and the good.

Life is full of up and downs, usually it's just the downs that you remember. But for the most part it's the ups that I like to remember. After awhile you learn to shrug off the rest, it's only a manne...
Posted by zach on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

Only the lonely.

Carefull what you wish for. Sometimes it comes with a headache, and mice.
Posted by zach on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST

Deal of the Century! Or how I drank whiskey without puking.

You can't imagine what I am offering, and if you can, well shame on you (unless you are that dirty, then my email address is @specialexport.net).My stuff in a silent auction! Yes you have that ri...
Posted by zach on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST

Beer shotgunning

To shotgun a beer is like only one other experience I know, and that is climbing Mt. Everest. I find the two challenges are really one in the same. You see you must first prepare the beer. Just l...
Posted by zach on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST