Singing about myself |
With all the presidential hoopla that goes on this time of the year, I wonder why the important facts haven’t come up? Say "No Pants" Friday for one. ... Posted by zach on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST |
Moving |
I will be leaving today. Leaving Florida and my irresponsible life of not working.Fret not for I will come back.For anybody looking for me I will be in Charlotte, North Carolina. Ask for Zeke.... Posted by zach on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST |
A whole lot of stupid |
When traveling to the Northern reaches of the United States its a good idea that upon arrival, you should not decree "If it snows I am going to jump in the lake".Cause you can bet your bottom dollar, ... Posted by zach on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST |
Can you see the blog? |
I am going back to Mexico. Hooooray, my non-employed ass is finally satisfied. Now if I could only satisfy my hemorrhoids. Like the Bears are ever going to win the Super Bowl.... Posted by zach on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Eat drink and be Mary! |
Sometimes when I hear the whistle blow. I hang my head and cry.Or so Johhny Cash says. Posted by zach on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST |
Cookie Cookie Cookie starts with "C" |
You see cookies can you tell you more about a person, then you really think is possible. For instance, I do not like cookies. "What you say? You don't like cookies?". In my silence there is an answer.... Posted by zach on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST |
The hard times and the good. |
Life is full of up and downs, usually it's just the downs that you remember. But for the most part it's the ups that I like to remember. After awhile you learn to shrug off the rest, it's only a manne... Posted by zach on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST |
Only the lonely. |
Carefull what you wish for. Sometimes it comes with a headache, and mice. Posted by zach on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:10:00 PST |
Deal of the Century! Or how I drank whiskey without puking. |
You can't imagine what I am offering, and if you can, well shame on you (unless you are that dirty, then my email address is @specialexport.net).My stuff in a silent auction! Yes you have that ri... Posted by zach on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:23:00 PST |
Beer shotgunning |
To shotgun a beer is like only one other experience I know, and that is climbing Mt. Everest. I find the two challenges are really one in the same.
You see you must first prepare the beer. Just l... Posted by zach on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST |