Der KapitÃ¤n Phantastische Hosen

About Me

"It is better to be a lion for a day than it is to be a sheep for a 100 years." - Italian Proverb
Though some say it is better to be a living sheep than a dead lion.
To that I say BAH!
I act according to what I feel is "right", and not according to what someone tells me is "right".
Beyond that I occasionally say funny stuff, and I generally have a good time conversing with people.

My Interests

Anything from a good book to an unplanned adventure.

I'd like to meet:

Being that I have a good group of friends already I'd honestly like to meet someone that is truly worth their salt, and then some. I doubt that will happen on a medium like myspace, but I've been wrong before (though you'd be hard-pressed to get me to admit that in public).

Music:

Heavy Metal, Rock, Blues, some Funk, Classical, Experimental. Primus, GWAR, Killswitch Engage, Type O Negative, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon, Pantera, Pro-Bot, Buckethead, Slayer, All that Remains, Shadows Fall, Devil Driver, Colonel Claypools Bucket of Bernie Brains, Colonel Claypools Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Cobra Strike, Justin King (solo not his band), Kaki King, ... etc.

Movies:

A hideous amount of films... It's best to just ask and I'll answer

Television:

I don't watch standard TV, but I do rent decent tv shows like Rome, Big Love, Dead Like Me, Arrested Development, and various others.

Books:

Anything that strikes my fancy. I read New York Times Bestsellers and I also read books that will never make it into the mainstream. I like to mix it up.

Heroes:

Dread Pirate Roberts Antigone The Che Arch Bishop Romero William Wallace and any bad mother that is willing to stand firm against certain death for something they believe in.

My Blog

RWE

"We are to revise the whole of our social structure, the State, the school, religion, marriage, trade, science, and explore their foundations in our own nature; we are to see that the world not only ...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:54:00 PST

Geek moment - Skip this one if you aren’t one

Feel free to ignore if you have no interest in video games. Three things one bad and two good. One... a Conan game came out on Xbox360. Conan uses magic. This is bullshit. ...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

Survey causes cancer?! See here for details

My 52 ConfessionsBody:1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?The Government during which he tells me I have simultaneously been gifted the entire budget of America, become Emperor of Ameri...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

Its soap box time

I'm a future Philosophy professor so you should expect as much from me... it's only going to get worse. The rant of the day is on Pelagianism. Duh-who-what-ism? Basic rundown is a Christian sec...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

Good Luck Greg?

So with the upcoming release of the film Good Luck Chuck one must wonder - Where does the inspiration for this film take place? The answer - Me. OK, not really but I have noticed a slightly off-...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

Human Blood Lust

Human blood lust - Michael Vick has been accused of participating heavily in dogfighting (with a substantial amount of evidence supporting said allegation). This is an atrocio...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST

Atheism, Christianity - A match made in Heaven

So I stumbled upon an epiphone while Deron and I were hashing out all our beefs with the world. It is safe to say that I am an agnostic being that I really care little for what the afterlife or ...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

Whiny White People - A Commentary

Being that today is Cinco De Mayo and many misguided white devils have posted several bulletins that shot so far off point I am forced to rant about it in this here blog. The first thing I want ...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:00:00 PST

I'm not a good person

I am not a good person. I am going to hell. These are the reasons. I have violated 9 of the 10 commandments. The only one I have no violated is...
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:24:00 PST

The Kaye Effect

Watch and learn Leaping Shampoo Explains why some liquids when poured will jump back out of the pool....
Posted by Der Kapitän Phantastische Hosen on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST