making music, ninjas, pirates, zombies, listening to music, cardboard boxes, killing the TV, aliens, porn, tofu, counter tops, plastination, serial arson, lesbians, nerds, fabrication, psychology, anthropology, theology, secularity, children (not like that, you nasty bastard!), children's rights (everyone over 21 should try to be a CASA. Check out the Voices For Children website!), people, the ocean, being naked, being naked in the ocean, being naked in the ocean at 2:00 in the morning, Bizarre Magazine, breathing, fucking shit up, traveling.
You are the Log Lady. A little bit cracked, but
maybe more tuned in than anyone knows. Your
demeanor with people is more than awkward, but
at least you have your log for comfort.
Which Twin Peaks character are you?
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I'd like to meet:
Secret agents, instigators, burners, Danny Elfman, pirates, Sam Brown of explodingdog.com, you, yo mama, Yo Yo Ma, yo grandmama, zombies, sailors, dog trainers, teachers, pirates, baristas, ninjas, the mafia, activists, dead Asians, soup kitchen workers, lawyers, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, world-travelers, Pink Floyd fans, the guy who makes special shoes, marines, ex-hippies, someone who isn't a bee, pool cleaners, social workers, fierce warriors, ballerina princesses, spider lovers, authors, Republicans, transvestites, transsexuals, Transylvanians, Democrats, guerrilla artists, Libertarians, Socialists, punk haters, punk lovers, rabid veganazis, used car salesmen, musicians, pizza delivery boys, ice skaters, wholesome people, policemen, professional hit men, clowns, computer repairmen, dancers, gangstas, Billy Corgan, rice-lovers, rich weirdos, poor weirdos, weirdos, Rocky Balboa, knights in shining armor, damsels in distress, people from Texas who don't suck, man-hating dykes, super heroes, pianists, reptiles and samurai, and maybe even a few plain old humans. If you do not fit into any of these categories, please proceed to the nearest deathtrap.
Your are dirt.
What do you look like? (WITH GOOD PICS)
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Music:
Aesop Rock, Afroman, Alanis Morisette, Ani Difranco, Artificial Joy Club, Atmosphere, Bill Wilcox, Billie Holiday, Blind Willie Johnson, Bob Marley, Bomb Dog, Bone Thugz, Brother Ali, Danny Elfman, Darling Violetta, Dashboard Confessional, Dresden Dolls, Eminem, Flaming Lips, Gogol Bordello, Gretchen Wilson, Henry Rollins Band, Janis Joplin, Jasmine Duff, Jimi Hendrix, Joan Osborne, Johnny Cash, King Missile, Lewis Brown, Lords of Acid, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Mozart, NIN, Nirvana, Otep, Poe, Portishead, Presidents of the United States of America, Progress To Mole Station, Rachmaninov, Radiohead, Raffi, Rasputina, Ray Charles, Reverend Glasseye, Richard Cheese, Right of Silence, Sage Francis, Saul Williams, Shaun Mullins, Sifl and Olly, Smashing Pumpkins, Stravinsky, Strongbad, Sublime, Tatu, Tenacious D, The Beatles, The Cure, The Fourth Wall, The Left Rights, Tom Waits, Too Short, Tool, Tori Amos, Veil, Velvet Underground, Vertical Horizon, Violent Femmes, Vivaldi, Weeping Tile, Weezer, Yo Yo Ma, Your Mom and much, much more!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
Acacia, A Man And His Finger, Amelie, Anatomy of a Hate Crime, A Night At The Museum, Austin Prowler, Beautiful Mind, bondage porn, Boondock Saints, Brothers Grimm, Cabaret, Cannible! The Musical, Cecil B. Demented, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Clockwork Orange, Cock Candy Hos, Coffee and Cigarettes, Crybaby, Dancer in the Dark (which is, by the way, the saddest shit in the universe), Dead Alive, Dead and Breakfast, Dead End, Devil's Rejects, Dirty Shame, Dogma, Donny Darko, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Edward Penishands, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Elephant, Employee of the Month, Evil Dead, Female Troubles, Fifth Element, Ghostworld, Gia, Girl Next Door, Grudge, Hard Candy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hide and Creep, High Tension, Hitch, Human Nature, Ichi the Killer, Idiocracy, I'm Gonna' Git You Sucka, "I, Robot", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, lesbian porn, Living Hell, Lord of the Rings, Mallrats, Manos: Hands of Fate, May, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, Night of the Living Dead, Orgy of the Dead, Party Monster, Pirates of the Carribean, Plan 9 From Outter Space, Polyester, Pootie Tang, porn, Quills, Requiem For A Dream, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rules of Attraction, Run Ronnie Run, Saved, Scary Godmother, Secretary, Serial Mom, Se7en, Shaun of the Dead, Silent Hill, Snatch, Song of the Dead, Space Zombie Bingo, Spun, Team America: World Police, The Jank, V for Vendetta, Waiting, Wedding Singer, Without A Paddle, etc...
Television:
Kill your teevee. It's all about Youtube... width="425" height="350" ..
Books:
Tails of Ordinary Madness, The Most Beautiful Woman in Town, Play With Knives, Post Office, Love is a Dog From Hell, Milk and Cheese, The Cat With The Really Big Head And One Other Story That Isn't As Good, Speak, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Squee, I Feel Sick: A Book About a Girl, Filler Bunny, Fire in the Mist, Cut, A Clockwork Orange (21-chapter, you fools!), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, Four to Score, High Five, Hot Six, Seven Up, Peeling the Onion, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, Principia Discordia (HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL! DISCORDIA!), Everybody Poops, Ender's Game, and much, much more!
