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Name: Monica
Birthday: August 12, 1988
Birthplace: San Franfuckingcisco
Current Location: Petaluma
Eye Color: Hazel (more green)
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian, Irish, German (how bout that temper?!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My favorite black zip up hooker boots...every girl should own a pair!
Your Weakness: I don't like to consider myself weak
Your Fears: Spiders....and things like them
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I have many!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Teehee!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair....on a good day
Your Bedtime: I wish I had a bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandma and pheasant hunting with Nino...he was the best dog ever
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Cattleman's
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I can't tell the difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate or vanilla what?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee....love my caffeine!
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney!
Do you Swear: Like a sailor!
Do you Sing: Oh yes!
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: yeah...
Do you want to go to College: I'm there
Do you want to get Married: Not really
Do you belive in yourself: Somebodies got to...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: I have potential....
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, no
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Does reving an engine count?!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Why yes I have
In the past month have you Smoked: More than I've drank!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: They were prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah....poor guy.....(not really)!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: More times than I have ever been in my life....crazy shit!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't like them that much....no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Fuck no
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh hell no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Oh fuck no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I work, thank you, I don't need to steal shit....
Ever been Drunk: God these questions are redundant....
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah!!!!
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Having sex...I don't fucking know...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A rich bitch....
What country would you most like to Visit: Can I bring a gun?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall....
Weight: Husky!!!
Best Clothing Style: Who needs clothes!?
Number of Drugs I have taken: umm...
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: 13....and counting
Number of Tattoos: 4.....and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!AUGUST=ATTRACTIVE hella attractive.outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. smart..:LEO:. The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at @#$%. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.

My Interests

4 Wheelin', huntin', guns, chewin', campin', ridin', Peterbuilts (don't ask me why, I think it's the jake brake that does it for me), NASCAR (I love the smell of exhaust and all the noise oh, and Jeff Gordon really is gay).....outdoor stuff where I can get dirty!
What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 5
Fav. position any position as long as its rough
How you like it fuck foreplay..LETS SCREW!!
Where do you like doing it on the beach
how good are you? you make them moan for more

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Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... unique

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[Marital Status] Single!
[Shoe size] 8 1/2
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] Yup
[Pets] 3 of the most beautiful labs in the world, 2 black and 1 yellow
FAVORITES
[Color] Green and Black
[Number] 13
[Animal] Dogs
[Drinks] I love drinking
[Soda] I don't like soda really
[Book] Dirty ones.....
[Flower] Blood red roses
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] No, it's naturally gorgeous thank you
[Twirl your hair?] Eh, yeah
[Have tattoos?] Yes
[Have Piercings?] Yes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] How else would I pass?
[Drink/Smoke?] Ironically, that's what keeps me going....we'll see how long that lasts!
[Like roller coasters?] Sometimes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sometimes
[Want more piercings?] Oh definately!
[Like cleaning?] I used to like it more.....but yeah
[Write in cursive or print?] I mix it up a little
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] Oh yeah...ask around!
[Own a cell phone?] Yeah.....
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yeah...I'm at work right now and needed something to do!
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Not really
[Considered a life of crime?] Oh fuck yeah, I'm a thrill seeker!
[Considered being a hooker?] Pornstar thank you very much
[Lied to someone?] I'm not a very good liar, but yes
[Been in love?] Yeah
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Isn't that what friends are for?
[Been in lust?] That's been the basis of my relationships for a while now.
[Used someone] I said I've been in lust before...of course I've used someone!!!
[Been used?] Yeah that's where I learned how.
[Been cheated on?] Yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Oh yes
[Stolen anything?] No
[Held a gun] Yeah....I shot it too....
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] I'm not wearing anything
[Current mood] Kinda fiesty! I feel like yelling at someone...oh, I feel like that all the time
[Current taste] Minty gum....
[What you currently smell like] Elizabeth Arden's Red Door....mmmmmm!
[Current hair] Same as always.....
[Current thing I ought to be doing]
[Current cd in stereo] Trace Atkins new one with "Ladies Love Country Boys"
[Last book you read] Something dirty....
[Last movie you saw] That was probably something dirty too
[Last thing you ate] A piece of cheese
[Last person you talked to on the phone] I don't remember
[Do drugs?] Sometimes I wish I did....
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I think I want there to be
Remember your first love?] Yeah...
[Still love him/her?] FUCK NO
[Read the newspaper?] No, I'm done with current events
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] I don't know! That'd be kinda cool though
[Believe in miracles?] More fate than miracles
[Do well in school?] I try
[Wear hats] Not often
[Hate yourself?] No, I'm too busy making other people hate me..
[Have an obsession?] Yeah
[Collect anything?] Yeah
[Have a best friend?] Yeah....and it's a guy, go figure...
[Close friends?] Very close friends
[Like your handwriting?] Sometimes
[Care about looks] I'm as shallow as shallow can be
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] was a deusche bag and it's gone downhill ever since
[First kiss] was terrible and I wouldn't talk to him anymore
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] It's called lust, but sure....
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Not really, I get bored too easy
[Are you a tease?] I can be, but then I end up not gettin any so it's a waste of time
[Too shy to make the first move?] Oh yes, very shy
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yeah, I love dreaming
[Bitch/Asshole] BITCH and very proud
[sarcastic] Dead serious all the time......
[Angel] At first
[Devil] Horns hold up the halo....
[Shy] Extremely
[Talkative] I'm not much of a talker.....unless I'm bitching at someone....

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Music:

Country and Rock
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Movies:

Tombstone......Val Kilmer, please be my Huckleberry! Blazing Saddles, Hudson Hawk, Dracula, Interview with the Vampire, Rounders, Suicide Kings, Anchorman, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland, Super Troopers, Practical Magic, The Craft....shit like that
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Your Name...
Your Kiss... makes guys want more
Your Eyes... makes guys love u
Your Boobs... Makes guys wanna turn their head
Your Ass... Makes guys wanna see ya move it slow motion
Your Laugh... is cute and makes guys wanna make u laugh more

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Television:

Any of the outdoor or music channels, ESPN, and Speed channel, American Choppers, Monster Garage (Jesse James, shit, wouldn't turn him away!), Dog the Bounty Hunter (not sure why either!) and yes I actually like watching that stuff, it's not just because I never have control of a remote and those are the things every guy I know watches.
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Books:

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bEEr
you are a tomboy...or a hermaphordite...whatever works....You're a catholic school girl when.. 1.You mastered the art of cheating and cramming. 2. At one time, you liked your uniform 3. You got kicks outta being able to wear you PJs to school 4. You had a way of making yourself look so innocent when everyone knows that you really aren't.hehe 5. It cost you 100 bucks to park in the school parking lot 6. Everyone hugs each other to greet people 7. At dances, you formed an all-girls circle where no guys could take over 8. You're blonde, once were, wish you were, or just act like it. 9. You violated as many dress codes as possible and when you get caught, you pretended that you 'didnt know' 10. You have countless obsessions with guys you have never even met or never talked to 11. At least one of your friends thought that she was pregnant by junior year 12. You have NO problem joking around about being a lesbian 13. You spent many a religion class listening to your teacher preach about the Church's take on premarital sex, abortion, and the death penalty 14. You SERIOUSLY don't know how to shut up 15. "Remember whens" are your specialty 16. At least one of your friends names are Sarah, Katie, Megan, or Lauren 17. guys ask you if you still have your uniform and if you would wear it for them 18. shaving your legs was optional, even when wearing skirts. actually, putting any effort into your appearance was optional. 19. whenever guys came on campus, the entire school knew their names, cars they were driving, which school they were from and eye color within minutes. 20. The guys just get passed around!...and u've hookd up with AT LEAST ONE of the guys ur friend has 21. EveryONE knows about everyone elses business!..even if u've never talked to them!!!

Heroes:

My grandmother. She helped raised me and has had a very hard life. Despite everything she's been through, she's always happy and looks for the positives in any situation. She has been there for me through EVERYTHING. Everytime I've fucked up, she's never gotten mad, she's only helped me learn how to get through it and not give up. I love her more than anything and would be completely lost without her. Leaving her was the hardest part of moving up here, even though we aren't that far away. She is the reason I try so hard in everything I do. I want to make her pround more than anyone else. She's definately my hero, and I would be so lost without her! My mom of course too. She has her own way of teaching me things it's made me a much stronger person. Oh, and Lorena Bobbit.........;)