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ChElvis! (Elvis's retarded nephew)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Don't worry about my personality. ...it's a birth defect.

My Interests

Hot Rods, Rat rods, V-Twins, Pick-ups, heavy drinkin' and chain-smoking. ...don't worry, they're prescription...

I'd like to meet:

People that can tolerate my bullshit for more than two consecutive seconds.

Music:

Andy Gibb, Neil Sedaka, Pablo Cruise, Gordon Lightfoot, Tito Puente, Dan Fogelberg, Sonny Bono, Ronnie Spector, Biz Markie, Lou Rawls, Don Johnson, Jerry Reed, Ravi Shankar, Ethel Merman, Buckner & Garcia, Rockwell, Kiki Dee, Jim Nabors and Los Lonely Boys!

Movies:

Anthony Robbins in "The Power to Succeed" ...I had to get it on VHS and DVD but the book was way better!

Television:

I love those infomercials with Carlton Sheets! ..that "No Money Down" idea is freakin' awesome!

Books:

Do I give the impression that I know how to read? ...I had to have my ex-girlfriend create this profile for cryin' out loud!

Heroes:

Anyone with progeria!