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Moronic Colossus

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milk shake

About Me

Greetings, I am mike, I live in dursley area in gloucestershire, Its really boring and full of idiots such as myself,In my spare time i write music and record with my band Born into exile, we should have some songs up as soon as possible so feel free to go and have a look and a listen of course.I pretty much live for music, I am currently at Gloucestershire college. Only just managed to get into Music tech. so im a lucky mo fucker, although now i gotta work out how im gonna pay for all this.Thats pretty much it for me. Im shit boring cheers for checking the page out.If you want to find out more about me check these links out.http://www.bebo.com/Sgt_Lazlowhttp://www.last.fm/user/Sg t-Lazlowhttp://www.myspace.com/bornintoexile

My Interests

Playing guitar/drums, Chilling with my friends, Rocking out like a crazy bitch, wearing random objects as hats (especially empty beer cases xD), Playing online shooters, Annoying frenchies,DRINKING Hobgoblin, grolsch, Brahma, Jack daniels, newcastle brown ale....lots of ales...absinthe too, even if it does like to burn my insides out. =D (im not an alcoholic..honest) playing gigs, Recording (no matter how long it takes) Eating haha, oh yes

I'd like to meet:

Decent people, Bands, musicians, People that are into the same stuff as me. Its better that way.

Music:

None of that pussy shit. Just 100% kick ass rock & roll. Music that is decent and requires musical talent.....like IRON MAIDEN, THREAT SIGNAL, AT THE GATES, STAIND, IN FLAMES ,GOJIRA, THE HAUNTED, DIVINE HERESY, MESHUGGAH, TESSERACT, Machine head, Drowning pool, Disturbed, KoRn, Papa roach, Suicide crypt, Nirvana, Shadows fall, In flames, Killswitch engage, Pantera, sepultura, Chimaira, Slipknot, Soil, Soulfly, Sepultura, Godsmack, God forbid, Linkin park, Lamb of god, Adema, Mnemic, Megadriver, Mastodon, Life of agony, Static-x, Spineshank, Fear factory, Carcass, Rage against the machine, Slayer, AC/DC, Motorhead, Black sabbath, Scar symmetry, Sound garden, Sonata arctica, Primal fear, Dragon force, Amorphis, The prodigy, Black label society, puddle of mudd, Seether, Deftones, Dimmu borgir, Doomsday refreshment committee, One man army, HIM, Inme, Mad capsule markets, Muse, Nickleback, The offspring, From first to last, Alien ant farm, CKY, queens of the stone age, Rancid, Sum41, and P.O.D. This list will grow when i have the chance to update this further

Movies:

Bam margeras stuff such as The Cky series, Haggard and Jackass. Final fantasy advent children is very good.The punisher Just rocks.

Television:

I dont watch TV anymore, its all just sensationalist bullshit

Books:

Terry pratchet kinda stuff, dont read much nowadays though

Heroes:

All the guys from THREAT SIGNAL (past and present members) ,Aaron lewis, Everyone from In flames, DIMEBAG, DAVE WILLIAMS, Bruce dickinson, Dino Cazarez, Jason Suecof

My Blog

A quiz that you fill in for me.....NOW!

What would you do if...I cried:I asked you to help:I died from natural causes:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I started smoking:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got in a fig...
Posted by Moronic Colossus on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:44:00 PST