This video exhibits a small amount of my cooking skills
I'm into just about everything, especially Jazz. I will listen to whatever I can get my hands on, with the exception of opera. Love listening to Sinatra, Dean Martin, Tony Bennett, Bobby Darin, a lot of the "old standards." I'm also into some of the funny stuff too.
Like them all. Best movie I've seen lately is Cinderella Man with Russel Crowe.
like CSI(s), NCIS, Law and Order(s), The Shield is my favorite
Convicted hit man, Jimmy "Two-Shoes," confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said, "Yes."
I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.