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Jeff

Didn't we just leave this party?

About Me

It's me, Smitty, what else do you need to know?Ok, fine.
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Name: Smitty, Smitdawg...God's gift to women.
Birthday: Guess!
Birthplace: Louisiana
Current Location: Arizona
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown with a touch of grey.
Height: 5'9"...6' laying on my back...hahahahahaha
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: I'm a Euromix
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: Kittens, puppies, and the right woman.
Your Fears: Losing friends and loved ones. Chupacabra.
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust, ham und pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose another 30 pounds or so.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: crap, I'm gonna have to gnaw my arm off.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes?
Your Bedtime: when the cries of the dead stop long enough for me to get some sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: Still have most of my memories...so I don't really miss them.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: White Castle
Single or Group Dates: as long as there's a girl for me, either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I guess Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE
Do you Smoke: Not anymore.
Do you Swear: Every damn day.
Do you Sing: Ever hear a banshee?
Do you Shower Daily: whatever floats your boat.
Have you Been in Love: I'll get back to you on that.
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that.
Do you want to get Married: I suppose.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm an urban legend.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Just when I stand still.
Do you think you are Attractive: I look better when you're drunk.
Are you a Health Freak: A teeny tiny bit.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeppers
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They come in boxes?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not sure anyone should have to go through that.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Long story short, yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: As painlessly as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An action figure.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, or Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference, although I dig the heterochromatic thing.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette, but I'm not too picky about it.
Short or Long Hair: I like long hair, but again, I'm not going to turn someone down if she has short hair.
Height: doesn't matter.
Weight: As long as she doesn't have her own gravity well.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever works.
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count.
Number of Piercings: One in the ear, not in use.
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few things.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Aside from nice, single women, R. Lee Ermy, George Lucas, Kevin Smith, Stephen King....not really too many celebrities I'd like to meet.

Movies:

Star Wars, Karate Kid, Harvey....comedies, sci-fi, whatever sounds interesting.

Television:

cartoon network, history channel, a lot of anime.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Star Wars books, The Art of War, Bible, many more.

Heroes:

Jesus, my Da, grandads, everyone serving in our armed forces, George Lucas and JOE! MySpace Editor Icons Collage Banner Generator Contact Table Generator MySpace Layouts
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Fun Facts

Bill and Hillary  (The ideal happily married couple):Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft.Selective Servic...
Posted by Smitty on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

Job interview part deux

Well, just got back home.  The interview went just about like any other interview I've ever had...which isn't really bad, and isn't really good.  To me, it means I have about a 50/50 chance....
Posted by Smitty on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

Job Interview

So, I'm going in for a job interview today, and I'm extremely nervous.  My biggest problem is, I had a portfolio ready for this kind of stuff, and due to problems with the computer, I can't acces...
Posted by Smitty on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

The Wraith

This one will probably be just a big G.F.S. but here goes.  So...I'm up at around 2:00 am this morning, flipping through the channels and I come across an old favorite movie of mine, "The Wraith"...
Posted by Smitty on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

Waste of time

You know, sometimes I think real deep, today I came to realize...people can be like sammiches.  They....mmmmm....sammiches....gotta go.
Posted by Smitty on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

Astronomy, if you read this, you probably just wasted around 5 minutes of your life.

Ok, so...I'm pretty sure I somehow slipped by with an A in my astronomy class.  Yes, I somehow pulled that off with at least two steaming piles 'o poo that I had the audacity to call "essays".&nb...
Posted by Smitty on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

School

Well, for the last two weeks I've been stressing over the assignment listed below.  I have been stressing so much, and worrying about exactly what to write for these DAMN ESSAYS, that I pretty mu...
Posted by Smitty on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

Stupid blog

you know, I just typed a great big paragraph about a subject (a rant). I then tried to temporarily allow pop-ups...which reloaded my page, doing away with about 10 minutes worth of typing, probably mu...
Posted by Smitty on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

Stupid people, here's your sign.

Ok, so I don't always get my spelling and grammar right.  Let me share, however, some shining examples of something that always....well, it frightens me that some of these people are our future. ...
Posted by Smitty on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:40:00 PST

I'm 30

Well, I'm 30 now.  ...What can you really say about that?   ....scuse me whilst I go have a break-down. 
Posted by Smitty on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST