I love comedians, horror movies, occult, drunken foolery, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, and Mafia shit. Horror movies are the theme in my house and life. I also enjoy giving midgets piggy back rides. I especially love fondeling my sweaters!.. width="425" height="350" ..
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chocolate Thunda
Birthday: January 25, 1979
Birthplace: Naptown
Current Location: Naptown
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I could tell ya, but I would have to kill ya
The Shoes You Wore Today: Biker Boots
Your Weakness: monkeys
Your Fears: flying monkeys
Your Perfect Pizza: The Works
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a falcon, and track baddies down for bounties
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Who the fuck are u?
Thoughts First Waking Up: coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: my anus
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Getting drunk with buds when I was younger
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Rallys
Single or Group Dates: I like a nice bakers dozen
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: every day
Do you Swear: every day
Do you Sing: I sing so lovely, it would make your loins bleed
Do you Shower Daily: Whenever I go by a truck stop
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: did it already
Do you want to get Married: have been for 7 years
Do you belive in yourself: I believe that children are our future
Do you get Motion Sickness: when I slap my pickle around too rough
Do you think you are Attractive: na
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, I get on the roof
Do you play an Instrument: none very well, but yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: with your mom and sister, and then we.....
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but did eat a box of donut holes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, do I look like a rich prick?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, I tour with Tom Jones about once a month
In the past month have you been Dumped: I have taken one
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but my friend Huck Finn is all into that shit
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a Mexicans mustache, because I needed a broom
Ever been Drunk: Does Willy Wonka eat gobstoppers?
Ever been called a Tease: by this crosseyed chick one time, but she was talking to the dude next to me
Ever been Beaten up: The man beats me on a daily basis, sucks ass being my skin color
Ever Shoplifted: sure, and todays not over with yet!
How do you want to Die: Death from recieving too much head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be the last of the Mohichans
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: middle
Height: tall so they can reach shit for me
Weight: Big, I like a woman who can take a lot of abuse
Best Clothing Style: tubetops and leg warmers...oh you meant for the chick
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 200
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Most everything including this quiz
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If you look in my collection you will find AFI, Placebo, Thin Lizzy, MCR, Dead Kennedys, Pantera, Cradle of Filth , The Temptations, Jello Biafra , Faith No More, The Doors , Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue , David Bowie, Queen, Hawthorne Heights, Aiden, Fall Out Boy, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Danzig, Everclear, Meatloaf, Jello Biafra, Allman Brothers, Led Zepplin, Jimmi Hendrix, The Cure, Metallica, Hole, Nirvana, Pearl Jam and too many more to list and everything else.
My favorite movies are the People Vs. Larry Flynt,Return of the Living Dead, Boogie Nights, Detroit Rock City, Scarface, Dawn of the Dead, Midnight Cowboy and the others would be anything with Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Steve McQueen, Roger Corman, Bill Mosley, Ken Foree or other horror movies. Snuff porn also kicks ass... width="425" height="350" .... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Ed Wood
Voted worst director of all time, but you sure look good in that sweater!
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I am into Roseanne (just like my own family), Reno 911, Adult Swim, and vintage shows. I was into Queer as Folk, and Six Feet Under, but they were taken off the air. I also love Good Times, and Different Strokes ( When I was a kid, Gary Coleman kicked ass) Dont forget Scrubs. The coolest new show would have to be Dexter on Showtime, check it out!.. width="425" height="350" ..
My favorite books are Prior Convictions by Richard Pryor, and Private Parts by Howard Stern. I also like the Clive Barker books. I am into autobiographies.
Marlon Brando, Richard Pryor, Jello Biafra, Larry Flynt, George Romero, Clive Barker, Wes Cravem, George Romero, Tom Savini, Lucio Fulci, Bruce Campbell, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Tony Todd, Ken Foree, Bill Mosley, Glen Danzig, Axel Rose, and Ron Jeremy (When they gonna give this guy a fucking Oscar???) At my age, I guess I dont have "Heroes", but I am interested in these freaks.
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