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About Me

I'm a music weiner. Play with The Second Glance, and play alot of Jazz around Ottawa.

I skateboard, moutainbike, ski, camp, hike, build shit out of wood and rock, etc.

I'm a session bassist and freelance producer/engineer around Ottawa, mostly working out of Pebble Studios and My Home.

My Interests

Making lists about: Music, Movies, Television, Books, and Heroes.

I'd like to meet:

Richard Simmons, Joe Brownrigg, Rosie O'Donnell, Rick James, Gary Coleman, Peter North, Miles Davis, and Charlie Haden.

People I'd like to fight: Michael Brecker, James Woods, Joe Brownrigg, 50 Cent, Randy Brecker, That guy who plays the drum machine for Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, the guy who swaded other men to start buying pink things and wearing the belts backwards.

Music:

I don't like music, I prefer movies.

Movies:

I don't like Movies, I'd prefer they made a sitcom about it.

Television:

I don't like Television, it's all about reading the book.

Books:

I hate reading, I prefer to watch the movie. If they could sum a book up into a small pamplet I'd consider reading...otherwise I'd rather play squash.

Heroes:

Donnie Darko for spreading the word about time travel, and anyone who would arrange a for me to have a heavy weight bout with Michael Brecker.

My Blog

Pink shirts

are you a male, and own one of these? Chances are I'm gonna fuck you up, so look you motherfucker. So sick of pink t-shirts. If femanine colours are so in, then at least go mauve, or turquoise or some...
Posted by jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlie Men

Now in no way do I claim to be a man, or have manly qualities. That being said, what is with guys today? I just had a class with some dude who was wearing tighter pants than any girl in the room, and ...
Posted by jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chipper Gore

Look at me..I need to close my mouth in pictures, you think my breath would be worse that it is seeing how my mouth is open in pictures....but it's not cause I guess I close it when I'm not getting pi...
Posted by jake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST