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Bobby?

You can't spell MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER.

About Me


I kill lots of people. I do what the hell I want.
September 11th Victims List
For all you way over paranoid retards:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/defense/1227842.html ?page=3&c=y
Another one:
http://www.loosechangeguide.com/LooseChangeGuide.html
Pretty Funny, from Maddox:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bobby
Birthday: May 16, 1980
Birthplace: Ohio
Current Location: Bloomington
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German/English/Scottish- A true cracker
The Shoes You Wore Today: Columbia boots
Your Weakness: Like I'm tellin yo ass
Your Fears: Your mom's beat up roast beef
Your Perfect Pizza: X-Cheese, Sausage, & Banana Peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get in better shape.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Roight!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I try not to
Your Best Physical Feature: Not appropriate
Your Bedtime: About midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory: Summer '96 Baby!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Cherry. But usually just water.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either, but only like 3 times a year
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Every time I give Iced Tea another chance, no.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Oh come on!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Give me heart palpitations
Do you Smoke: Not any more
Do you Swear: Never
Do you Sing: Rarely
Do you Shower Daily: Hell yeah, what do you think I'm some sort of worthless hippy?
Have you Been in Love: Ja wohl!!! Ich bin verleibt jetzt.
Do you want to go to College: I done did
Do you want to get Married: Sometime
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in myself and about 10 other people on earth. That's it.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only once when I was like 12.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm one fine son of a bitch! ;)
Are you a Health Freak: Nein
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell yes. My parents are the shit!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Who the hell doesn't?
Do you play an Instrument: I try to play guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Probably
In the past month have you Smoked: Not so much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not so much
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Don't think so...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, Kelly eats enough for both of us.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Porn
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Hahahah
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: A couple times and it was from Wal-Mart. I ganked an alan wrench.
How do you want to Die: Get caught in the gears of a combine.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hegemon
What country would you most like to Visit: I've been around the block a few times, but Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Either, but I tend to go for the longies.
Height: Who cares
Weight: No fatties
Best Clothing Style: I don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: I can't remember. Durrrrrrr!
Number of CDs I own: 0-25
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Six
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One or two perhaps. Anyone who says no to this one is kidding themselves and everyone else. "Oh I have no regrets"... Yeah right. How Zen of you. Liars..
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Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?
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My Interests

All types of ill shit. Also being a reckless degenerate in the Pathy and the Spyder, and working for the man, and hating on Dick Funch, cuz he's a dumbass pig that should NOT be elected sherrif. Recently, reading about and praticing Reiki, I had my first attunement in the beginning of July.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who are not criminally insane. That would be a nice change. Which basically means I do not want to meet anybody over the internet.

This is what I do for a living:

Music:

WEEN, Pineapple Thief, Sirius Channel 16: The Vault, Faith No More, Pink Floyd, Alan Parsons, Beck, Captain Beefheart, Zappa, King Crimson, A bunch of hippie shit, Pixies, Nirvana, Yes, etc..... Lots of stuff.

Movies:

The Fountain (I absolutely love this film. See it. NOW) Kubrick, David Lynch, Tarantino, John Waters (I know, I'm a sick bastard), Fear and Loathing, Silence of the Lambs, The Stand, Bubba Ho-Tep, Narnia, Altered States, etc..... Namely:

Television:

Not particularly. But I do watch Untold Stories of the ER and a bunch of crap on the Cartoon Netowrk, TLC, Animal Planet, Discovery, and the History Channel. And the occasional Springer on my lunch break. I know, it's pathetic.

Books:

Orson Scott Card, Huxley, Arthur C. Clarke, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, John Irving, etc....

Heroes:

Theodore Robert Bundy, Nikki Sixx. Also, whoever Hugo Chavez's assasin will be, that is my hero as well. I would kill him myself if I could.

I'm a true Centrist. And yes that does make me the shiznit.

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Blog

"Where's the Snow" aka "Death of the Blazer"

This is horseshit. It has yet to snow in Columbus, Indiana this year.  What's the damn deal?  You hear a lot of people saying "oooooh it's global waaaarmingggg" and El Nino and smarty pants ...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

9/11 Conspiracy Horseshit

I thought this was funny, so I stole it out of a group on facebook:BUSH: So, what's the plan again?CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bu...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

Some interesting things....

         Here are a couple interesting links and stuff if you're bored...Cool Optical IllusionsUSB AA BatteriesSandstorm in Iraq"Guy has way too much time on hi...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

This is nuts

Read this article, how cool is this? Teleportation.  That way I teleport myself into Bergeez's undies.   http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/10/04/teleportation.reu t/index.html    ...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

Cheap Gas! Ow ow owwwwww!

Gas in C-Bus was freakin $1.98 yesterday!  I never thought I would see the day that it went under 2 bucks again, since some skanks have been saying it would be $5.00 by the end of the summer.&nbs...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:42:00 PST

Too Connected...

First, when you log in to myspace, look at that little number under "My Network" (how many networks are there on myspace?  One actually.  So everybody is in your friggin network).  Last...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST

You know what I'm sick of?

Seeing pictures online of my old classmates from high scool, with their husband/wife and their dog.  Makes me want to freakin' barf.  Stop being so damn trendy!  It's not cool or hip&nb...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST

Git 'em, Mr. Miller...

Humorist Larry Miller writes:   "A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East i...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:19:00 PST

Eagle Eye Crider

So Friday I had LASIK done.  If you don't already know, LASIK stands for Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis, and that's when they use a laser to reshape the cornea of your eye to give you bett...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST

Ask and you shall receive

Somebody was kind and generous enough to post the Republic picture that I was talking about last week on photobucket and send it to me.  Thanks again to The Shmoo, that was very nice of you! ...
Posted by HOLY CRIDER on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:32:00 PST