That Shit is so Cliche |
Just had to get this off my chest! I get so irritated when I read a profile - either on here or any other website geared towards dating/friends, whatever - and in the description of themselves, ...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST |
I just got home.... |
Ok so here's what happened.... Sunday, about 7:30 pm, I'm driving to Auto Zone to get a new headlight cuz mine went out, and I get pulled over. **Groan** So I'm thinking it's going t...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST |
Living in 2007 |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reac...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST |
Mathematical Theory |
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We hav...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST |
PRISON VS. WORK |
Prison vs. Work - There is something wack about this....
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@ PRISON
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
yo...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:44:00 PST |
None of that Sissy Crap!! |
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You ...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Little Known Facts |
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on i...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST |
Love...by a 4 year old |
We asked a group of 4-8 year olds the following question: "What does love mean?"
This is what we were told....
~*~"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenai...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST |
Bored To Mischief In Walmart |
Mr. And Mrs. Allison are retired, and Mrs. Allison insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips.He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Allison loves t...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST |
The Daffodil Principle |
The Daffodil Principle
Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mom, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from my home to her...
Posted by ~Sultry Flame~ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST |
