Raymond Halbert's Archnemesis

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J. Edgar Hoover
Birthday: J. Edgar is ageless
Birthplace: Ottawa, Canada
Current Location: Koenigsburg, East Prussia
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Hair?
Height: 5,8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Abidextrous
Your Heritage: Visigoth
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black, government-issues shoes
Your Weakness: Silk nightgowns
Your Fears: That someone will know I have a comb-over
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is un-American, Italian trash
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Resurrect Nixon
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: J. Edgar only uses AIM to spy and destroy freedom
Thoughts First Waking Up: How to destroy International Communism
Your Best Physical Feature: My warm, caring eyes, goddamn it
Your Bedtime: J. Edgar never sleeps
Your Most Missed Memory: When we almost killed Castro
Pepsi or Coke: Sodas are un-American, drink orange juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Scottish and English trash
Single or Group Dates: J. Edgar prefers to be alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: They're both part of the Homosexual Agenda
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is un-American. Arabic trash
Do you Smoke: Yes. All Americans should, even babies.
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Like a beautiful fucking bird.
Do you Shower Daily: J. Edgar showers twice a day
Have you Been in Love: J. Edgarloves himself
Do you want to go to College: College is un-American. It's controlled by the Reds
Do you want to get Married: No.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, like I believe in magic and flying bullets
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Are you a Health Freak: Health is a soley American invention
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Do you like Thunderstorms: They remind J. Edgar of the good ole' 60s.
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In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, it should be mandatory.
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In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are un-American. Forced integration.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: un-American, Japanese trash
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In the past month have you Stolen Anything: People's freedom
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease: The Reds would say so
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
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What country would you most like to Visit:
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