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Sarah

I'm a jailbird to your music, a criminal in your prayers

About Me

My name's Sarah, I'm 24, living the living at home college graduate dream. Writing novels and short stories that make me giggle when I give plot synopses. I'm bored out of my friggin' mind for about ten minutes every day. It hits like a panic, and I can't be held responsible for what I do in those ten minutes. I like to think of pithy short snappy things to say, but am so in love with redundant phrases and digressions, that well...you see here.I'm also trans. So I must be kind of cool. Okay...very cool.I'm pretty humble, but love to think of fun ways to toot my own horn.Also I review comic books! So if you want to read reviews on books that came out a month ago, or graphic novels that came out a few weeks back....then head over here:http://mercurialblonde.blogspot.com/
Or hey. If you want to send me free comics to review...I won't turn that down either.

My Interests

Shopping, Music, Movies, Books, Writing

I'd like to meet:

Alan Alda, Steve Martin, Gertrude Stein, Gemma Ward and Snejana Onopka. What a party that would be? Failing that, cool springfield people would be nice.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Sage Francis, Vincent Gallo, Sole, MF Doom, David Banner, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Joy Division, The Silver Jews, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, John Coltrane, Robert Johnson, Skip James, TI, Lil Jon, Tom Waits, Sufjan Stevens, CocoRosie, Jens Lekman, Devin The Dude, Slick Rick, Public Enemy, Rza, ODB, Ghostface, Will Oldham/Bonnie Prince Billy, Buck 65, Serge Gainsbourg, New York Dolls, Jackson C. Frank, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Xiu Xiu, Geto Boys, The Microphones/Mt. Eerie, Kool Keith, Lil Wayne, The Clipse, Devendra Barnhart, Cam'ron, Looptroop, Dose-One, Jel, Why?, Odd Nosdam

Movies:

Annie Hall, The Big Lebowski, It's A Wonderful Life, All the Real Girls, The Thin Red Line, Ichi the Killer, Love Actually, Sweet and Lowdown, Buffalo '66, The Brown Bunny, The Big Sleep, Stroszeck, Say Anything, Mallrats, Fanny and Alexander, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Muholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Jesus' Son, Fucking Amal(Show Me Love), Training Day, Scarface, Spiderman, Band of Outsiders, La Samourai, Down By Law, Yojimbo, 8 1/2, Life Aquatic, The Squid and the Whale, Brick

Television:

The Daily Show, The Office, MASH, Seinfeld, Mission Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Gilmore Girls, Home Movies, Sealab 2021, NBA Basketball, The L Word, South Park, Colbert Report, 12 Oz. Mouse, Veronica Mars, Project Runway, One Piece

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jesus' Son, Blood Meridian, The Watchmen, The Preacher series, That Yellow Bastard, The Pleasure of My Company, Big Sur, Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, Wuthering Heights

My Blog

Cat's Cradle(No Fatties)

Situps are for losers and fat kidsNo.  Cat's cradle is really where it's at.You want to lose some weight.  You buy some fucking yarn.I've been telling this for years to anyone who would list...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

Chris Sabo, maybe?

The Doritos Van across the street I like to imagineIs full of robotic android double entendre flower childrenToday at work a lady told me I looked so NirvanaAnd I was like, I guess that's a compliment...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

Gangstas Don't Die...They move to Miami

Is nihilism a wistful rebellion?  Because I think even if it were the case that I believed in nothing, I think I'd probably feel like, hey, I'm down with cosmological aphid worship.  Anythin...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

The Ice Storm

Yeah so Ice.  Who knew?  Half my city has no power, including my house, I'm writing this from the work computer, so if you wonder where I've been the last few days, or even if you haven't, I...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

Cheap Poetry: Oregon Trail

"He bought the youngest one a beaver hat" This would be where the begining of the poem would be under normal circumstances, but it kind of sucked.  Long story short, the concept is sort of writin...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST

DC/Marvel and the Electric Car

Just finished "Who Killed the Electric Car?", it was alright.  Good topic.  Made me want to buy an electric car(though I already wanted one).  Told me a lot of stuff I kind of already k...
Posted by Sarah on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

FOR THE MAGICIANS!!!

This one comes pretty much courtesy of the wonderful book Phonogram, though not entirely.  The premise of that book is basically that music is magic. Not in the metaphorical fun way you joke with...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:08:00 PST

Survey says

The Best Myspace Survey * . . About You . . * Eye Color:: Green Hair Color:: Blondish Height:: 5-11 Favorite Color:: green Screen Name:: futuristxen Favorite Band:: Modest Mouse Favo...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:12:00 PST

Why I hate Thanksgiving...

Is there a holiday that is more anti-me?  Probably not.  I mean, I don't really enjoy eating that much, it's to me, mostly a thing I do for a combination of flavor and not-dying.  So th...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

My favorite Author, giving a radio interview!

Alan Moore is my favorite author.  He's the reason I decided I want to write. He's the reason I got back into comics.  He's the alpha omega bees knees wondershit of words.Haven't listened to...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST