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LANTS!

About Me



I need lizards. 90 unnamed, clean lizards. I have this great movie idea, see there's this guy and he's an ex-mobster. Anyway this guy decides to rat out on the mob. So the feds take him into protective care and the mob can't get him. So when it comes around to time to testify, he has to fly out to LA where the trial is. So anyway the mobsters find out what flight he is on and on the plane the mobsters have this awesome plan to secretly hide 90 lizards in the plane in bags and stuff. Then mid-flight they release them and they terrorise the whole flight and attack the guy that was going to rat on the mobsters. I call it Lizards on a plane.

My Interests


collecting more of my kind

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

mahtisyahu, M.I.A., sage francis, immortal technique, saigon, tom inhaler, rage against the machine, mark of cain, jebadiah, jose gonzalez, notwist, Tahl, promoe, new order, the smiths, radiohead, missy elliot, rem, eveyrthing but the girl, har mar superstar, paul simon, joy division, laurie anderson, leonard cohen, dj shadow, dj vadim, beastie boys, tool, brother ali, de la, jeff buckley, beatboys, urban expression, hilltop hoods, tzu, massive attack, portishead, echo and the bunnymen, roots, ash, bjork, tricky, wu tang, le tigre, police, common, erykah badu, india arie, missy higgins, johnny cash, roots manuva, smog, tori amos

Movies:

donnie darko, the game, the departed, flight of the navigator, igby goes down, star wars, sin city, serial lover (french comedy), heathers, raiders of the lost ark, the usual suspects, snatch, fight club, back to the future, being john malcovich, kill bill, crouching tiger, so fucking what, clerks, the big lebowski

Television:

strangers with candy, black books, futurama

Books:

catcher in the rye

My Blog

they sent me a death threat

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.
Posted by LANTS on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

my life is being narrated by an angry carrot stick

oh nana! save me from these vegetables, use the Cu-Cu-Rru-Cu-Cu Paloma...
Posted by LANTS on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

world... the time has come to, don't-hold-cats... galvanised


Posted by LANTS on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:00:00 PST

devilish crowned prince of crime

a week of internet theivery wouldn't be kosher without stealing someone else's chart.jae's domino protection theory:...
Posted by LANTS on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

letters to Dr SRR iii

Dear Dr Sanjihve R Reddy,The duck keeps bobbing down, and we still haven't given you your plaque. I can't justify that. The explaination was written in blood and no one wanted to look. When the they c...
Posted by LANTS on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:58:00 PST

letters to Dr SRR ii

Dear Dr Sanjihve R Reddy, I look at your face and see next christmas through the eye. Proven tricks take a long time to field. You know that. Building this dam helped the process I guess. Tell me, why...
Posted by LANTS on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:05:00 PST

letters to Dr SRR i

Dr Sanjhive R Reddy, I have a case of twitching. I can't bite. Nothing to latch onto, and Webber is still mooching my blintz. How can I get past the point of anguish? And why won't they acknowledge my...
Posted by LANTS on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST

self doctoring, whut

i have been sick for a week now. i am not sure what it is - maybe flu? i looked it up online and the symptoms seem close enough so let's call it that. i give in, i am sick of feeling crap, and now i n...
Posted by LANTS on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

I don't know where you live, but I am very good at research

To the stupid waste of space spam pricks that hacked my page - fuck you. Myspace has too much of this crap and I am sick of it. Kick yourself in the head. However, it did make me (and Dan) create a n...
Posted by LANTS on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 05:25:00 PST

What's with the lizards?

Okay so you want to know - "What's with the lizards??" Here is my explanation (if I have already answered you about it - you'll recognise these as I have cut and paste cos I'm lazy! - thanks Ben, C...
Posted by LANTS on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:03:00 PST