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About Me

I am totally consumed by being a mother to the cutest baby I have ever laid eyes on. She is my heart and I care less about eveything other then her. I don't think I have ever experienced anything in life so utterly amazing. We have already experienced some of the worst times a parent can experience. On March 25th our daughter underwent major heart surgery to repair a hole in her lower chamber. Little did we know she had 3 holes in her heart to reapir. Needless to say she came through with shinning colors and suprised everyone by only spending a week in the hospital afterwards. Basically she kicks some serious ass and shes now a feisty, crazy little 7 month old who loves listening to Country Music and Bethoveen......yeah, not sure what to think of that yet but she loves the shit.Now for me, lets see Im sleep deprived......Being a full time mom is no joke, it makes work look and feel like a walk on the beach....ah, the beach. Other then that, I have been know to be a bit of a bitch....I like to call it honest but seems like everyone else gets that confussed with bitch so I stopped trying to convince people otherwise. Im generally friendly untill someone pisses me off or gets all shitty with me or my family. I can be a bit judgmental and tend to sometimes stereotype unfortunatly. I think celebrities are a joke, I hate reality T.V. and am extremly botherd by the influence the media has on everyone. Other then that, I am loved by a man I have been in love with since I was a teenager. He loves me for who I am....bitch and all and for that Im gratefull.In a nutshell, I have a general distrust in society and a bad attitude 80% of the time.....Im hoping my daughter can save me from myself.....what else do you need to know? Does anyone actually read this shit?

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My Interests

My husband, my baby and my cat in just that order. Anything that has chicken in it. Saying whats really on my mind and not holding back in fear of what others think. I like free time, although I never get any. I like shoes, expensive handbags, make up and hair products. I love muscle cars, especially Chevy's; Chevelles, Novas, mostly the late 60's models. I have owned 2 really fast Mustang GT's...the second of which I absolutly adored but I had a baby and babies don't fit in convertable V8's...at least not safely so I have sucumbed to the norm and now drive a Shiney new 4 cylinder 4 door thats economically friendly....not a hybrid but lets just say Im not crying too hard at the pump these days. I like french toast and pancakes, waffles, french bread, french fries and pasta...so bite me if your on Atkins, good luck with that gallbladder and the whole removal of it. I like Coors Light and expensive red wines that I get for free. I like sleeping in and buying new pajamas. I like anything medically related...terminology, anatomy and blood and guts.....its an occupational hazzard of sorts. I like tattoos, mine my husbands and all the ones I don't have yet. I like getting tattooed becuase it lets me know all my pain receptors are working....yes I know their permanent, yes they fucking hurt...when Im 80 if all I have to do is worry about what my tattoos look like I figure I'll be doing pretty good.

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to meet Jesus Christ (Old Testament Preferably) and Sigmond Fucking Freud......Both for the same reasons and Snoop Dog. Maybe these two:

Definatly this old lady:
Funny Videos

Music:

Oh God...my advice is to check out my play list just so I don't have to explain how fucking confused I am.

Movies:

Fight Club True Romance, Napoleon Dynamite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Anything Pirate related, Talladega Nights....could be the best movie ever.

Television:

ER, House, Life in the ER, The Weather Channel and HBO. Stephen Colbert and John Stewart are preety much the best cable television has to offer......Lewis Black specials should be mandatory for anyone who thinks they are all political and shit......its great comedy.

Books:

Anything by the late great Hunter S. Thompson,Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell and Greys Anatomy, the mediccal atlas not the show. Actually, I can't read....I just copied other peoples shit because I thought it sounded cool.

Heroes:

My great Uncle who fought in WW2 in the Navy...RIP and my baby for being able to cope with comming into such a screwed up place. Lewis Black and men and women fighting for our fuck wad of a President, may they all come home safely. Women who give birth with out drugs. Oh, and of course...Tyler Derden

My Blog

Racism? Obama Vs. McCain

*Obama/Biden vs McCain/Palin, what if things> were switched> around?.....think about it. Would the country's> collective point of view be> different? Could racism be the culprit? Ponder the> following...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:53:00 PST

11 Stair Trauma Drama

I my friends am a genius. Seriously, I could be in an episode of Jackass. I , two days ago put my little one down for a nap and decided to be productive and switch the laundry like ...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:49:00 PST

Happy But Just as Equally Annoyed (Shocker)

Happy My little one rocked her 20 minute surgery like an old pro, is now home and still sleeping through the night. She is by far way tougher then you, I or any ammount of hours spent getting ta...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:45:00 PST

Non-Existant

Here is a List of Things Im Hoping Don't Exist When Giuliana Gets Bigger. 1. Crocs: worthless, dangerous not tomention the ugliest shoes ever thought up.....there gross after a week and kids like wear...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:30:00 PST

Mi Amigas

You'll have to excuse my Spanish spelling, I don't know if I spelled friends right. Its hard enough trying to talk and spell for me lately anyhow so what ever. I have the best friends in ...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:30:00 PST

One More Surgery

Life is hard. I don't mean , the "I can't pay the rent" or "My job is Driving Me Nuts" hard. I mean the development of creation is hard. Meiosis or cell division, so much shit...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:29:00 PST

Hopefully I Can Make You Feel Better.

Hi All,I wanted to let you guys know that recently I was given the opportunity to start my own business. My aunt was kind enough to start me out in this business venture that she and many others in th...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:09:00 PST

Klonopin, The Corey’s and Milk That Causes Flesh Eating Zombie Disease.

Yeah, pretty sure I'll never take a Klonopin at 4am ever again in hopes of falling asleep, next time I'll just ride out the "My Kid Won't Fall Asleep" gig. That shit gives you...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:43:00 PST

Polishing you Furniture and the Great Poop Debate.

So lately, my kid has decided she hates to poop. Its pretty dramatic, funny and heart wrenching all at teh same time to watch my 5 month old try to gain some control over her pesky little...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:13:00 PST

THis Must Be What Hell Smells Like

Well its happened. All of California is burning to the ground. Mike says we pissed god off.....I say we pissed the earth and mother nature off, god has nothing to do with it u...
Posted by Mrs. Kitty Meow. on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:05:00 PST